Brehs if you're a grown man you should not be reading horoscopes!

[CinnaSlim]

Most horoscopes are too vague and generic to be accurate.

Real astrology has 12 main signs per person and a lot of other aspects based on a persons exact time and place of birth.

Most astrologists hate the average horoscope too.

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Yeah, and what's that a picture of? A scorpion. Thanks for proving my point

You clearly went to school with Chief Keef.
We was talking about the name of the sign and I said Scorpio and you called me dummy and said its Scorpion.

 

[3rdWorld]

Its a deeper science. Try this..find your day of birth from the 365 and see if it doesnt describe you.

http://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/horoscopes-astrology/june-birthdays.htm

 

[CACarot]

Girl: Ooooh what sign are you
Me: Guess
Girl: Pisces
ME: How did you know
Girl: *Insert Bullshyt*

Me: Nahhhhh I was just playing with you I'm a scorpio
Girl: Ohh you must be a sun scoprio with a pisces moon
Me: I don't believe in the moon tho
Girl: Thats silly how you not gonna believe in the moon
Me: Just as silly as you believing in hororscopes

Girl: Thats why I don't get along with scorpios, my dad was a scorpio

Me:

 

[Food Mane]

You clearly went to school with Chief Keef.
We was talking about the name of the sign and I said Scorpio and you called me dummy and said its Scorpion.

Dogg, we are talking about scorpions and you posted an image of a scorpion

There isn't such a thing as a scorpio anyway. Just take your L and keep it moving.

 

[Abstract83]

Libras stand UP

October 15

 

[Chill]

October 15

October 14

 

[Abstract83]

October 14

That shyt cray lmao

 

[Cowboyz89]

*Random dumb bytch*

"My horroscope said I would eat and go outside today.
and I did both of those things so it has to be real"

 

[EA]

Nothing More Face Punch Worthy Then When Someones Asks Your Sign And When you Give It They Go "ooooooooooo I Know How Ya'll Be"

Had a girl say this to me when I told her my birthday was in June. She said "Hmmm you Gemini's are two faced." I looked at her like

 

[Morose Polymath]

those daily horoscopes are a damn joke, like who pulls this shyt out their ass and post it on the net or newspaper for folk to believe

However a nikka has ate pretty damn good off those compatibility charts

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Dogg, we are talking about scorpions and you posted an image of a scorpion

There isn't such a thing as a scorpio anyway. Just take your L and keep it moving.

Breh you got to be slower than a zombie on codeine.
Dude said the woman aint want him cuz he was a Scorpio; I said I thought Scorpio meant you're a freak. Then your brain damaged ass came talking about a Scorpion.

Since you obviously smoked something, you should be used to taking L's