Brehs imagine the fukkery that would ensue if....

[CELL]

... Drake released an entire project called, "Illmatic' with a compilation of hard rap singles of the past as titles, only he's crying and singing about strippers throughout the entire project.

The Coli would go into meltdown

Ronnie would have a seizure

Blackslash would dikkride shamelessly leaving every one wanting to neg him

TPC would write the bible

1. Got Urself a Gun (only the hook is about breaking up a fight outside of a club because we all just wanna have fun)
2. Machine Gun Funk (Only it's about spraying on guys booties)


add on brehs

 

[Kaypain]

I have nothing to contribute to this funny as shyt

 

[atlbound]

3. Lifes a bytch (ft Weeknd) .....song about spending time with your significant other

 

[CELL]

3. Lifes a bytch (ft Weeknd) .....song about spending time with your significant other

This guys a genius.

 

[Kaypain]

3. Lifes a bytch (ft Weeknd) .....song about spending time with your significant other

He shouldn't do tracks with The Weekend any more because he gets bodied every damn time. And The Weekend isn't even a rapper

 

[zerozero]

"Mama Said Knock You Out", a reminder about politely tapping doors before entering

 

[We Major]

no doubt, @Ziggiy would come through with the quickness and write post of the century

 

[intilectual recipricol]

it would be better than actual illmatic

 

[Kaypain]

5 . The World is Yours - Track about catering to bytches, screwing up the sample and throwing in a Luther Vandross snippet from "If This World Were Mine"

it would be better than actual illmatic

you just don't know when to stop do you?

 

[Ultimate Warrior]

***snorts 11mins**

It aint hard to tell,

 

[stealthbomber]

"picture me rollin" a song about his latest photo shoot and interview with good housekeeping

 

[CELL]

Brooklyn's finest - A song about a girl that Drake met and still thinks about as he's stroking his teddy before he falls asleep.

 

[Icantspell]

He shouldn't do tracks with The Weekend any more because he gets bodied every damn time. And The Weekend isn't even a rapper

 

[intilectual recipricol]

"Halftime" - a song about switchin like a fakket... wait

 

[Sugar]

Jay-Z's Renegade - A song about a good girl gone bad who he plans on shamelessly caping for

The track would feature Wale and he would out-estrogen Drake, thus bodying him