Brehs, knowing what we know now, would you still holla at Solange?

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Let's say you were in an airport, you get to your gate and sit down to wait. Afterwards u notice Solange across from you, you double glance :merchant: and she smiles. You make light conversation to avoid any awkwardness, and a few mins later she says, "Hey you're cute...here's my #, let's hang out sometime. I'll fly to where you live...."

She's lookin like this...
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You know she's a millionaire, her whole fam are millionaires, you get a rub elbows with Beyonce, Jay, etc.:ld:



But you ALSO know if you tell her one thing and don't deliver, you got a crazy attack ass whoopin coming soon as she see's you :ufdup:




Do you turn her down her advances?
 

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I would. Basic bytches are likely to attack you as well, so why not?

I used to be in love w/ her a while back..:noah:..before she cut off all her hair.

Part of me still wants to :cape: for her.....but another side part of is:ufdup: :whoa:


She's clearly :demonic:
 

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I used to be in love w/ her a while back..:noah:..before she cut off all her hair.

Part of me still wants to :cape: for her.....but another side part of is:ufdup: :whoa:

If you're in a relationship with a lady long enough and you're the type that fukks up or says the wrong things, she might just try to attack you. At that point you just grab her or shake her(like Chris Rock said).

But yeah, women can flip on you. I thought Solange looked real sexy in that cheerleader movie. I forget what it was called.
 

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She is a beautiful woman, but...

Proverbs 5

1 My son, attend unto my wisdom, and bow thine ear to my understanding:

2 That thou mayest regard discretion, and that thy lips may keep knowledge.

3 For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:

4 But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword.

5 Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell.

6 Lest thou shouldest ponder the path of life, her ways are moveable, that thou canst not know them.

7 Hear me now therefore, O ye children, and depart not from the words of my mouth.

8 Remove thy way far from her, and come not nigh the door of her house:

9 Lest thou give thine honour unto others, and thy years unto the cruel:

10 Lest strangers be filled with thy wealth; and thy labours be in the house of a stranger;

11 And thou mourn at the last, when thy flesh and thy body are consumed,

12 And say, How have I hated instruction, and my heart despised reproof;

13 And have not obeyed the voice of my teachers, nor inclined mine ear to them that instructed me!

In other words, Hell No!
 
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