Brehs, serious question but how do I save my toilet from clogging? *URGENT*

[ADK]

I ALWAYS clog the toilet, thats why I always make doo doo threads. This is easily my largest dump yet and I know its gonna clog the toilet it's 1am and my parents gotta go to work tomorrow. I need a way to make this flush nicely quick.

Edit - Its already been sitting in the toilet for 5 minutes so I think im gonna let the water soften it up?

 

[Supa cat]

Go shyt in the woods like normal non harlem people

 

[ADK]

Google told me to put dish detergent so wish me luck brehs

 

[mannyrs13]

Eat more fiber so you won't have that problem. And keep these threads to yourself.

 

[Tunez]

Hot water and dish washing soap easy

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Stop flushing all that paper and other bullshyt down your toilet.

 

[ADK]

Stop flushing all that paper and other bullshyt down your toilet.

What do I do with it then?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

What do I do with it then?

If it ain't actual shyt, don't flush it. Use the garbage can.

 

[Ahsha]

Courtesy flush...

 

[prince_peoples]

lol u need to go buy a cheap snake.

a wire coat hanger might do the job for now.

 

[DrX]

im an expert on this topic....use your toilet brush to chop it up into little pieces....but if do clog....fill up a bucket of water and dup in there and plunge, repeat until it finally goes down

 

[Loop Ba$eCrawler]

Get one of those mechanical egg beaters and buy an extended wire attachment. Grind the doo doo and paper until it's a good liquidy mixture, then flush. Works every time.

 

[45123]

Just chop it up or better yet flush face whatever consequences and stop being a weak p*ssy fakkit

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I used to be a janitor and a nanny. Here's what you do. Use science breh, get a bucket of water. Use a high pour when you pour it in the toilet the pressure unclog the pipes.

Eat more fiber or take stool softener. Your diet is fukked if your stool is always that firm. If it hurts when it comes out that's a red flag. It's consistently runny, discolored, or bloody You might have intestinal issues too.

Clean your pipes. Draino. Buy a pipe cleaner from HD. They're cheap. You should be pouring bleach or vinegar in your toilet to keep the pipes free of mold and build up.

Your toilet could be a POS too. Some toilets suck.

 

[ADK]

Just chop it up or better yet flush face whatever consequences and stop being a weak p*ssy fakkit

Don't talk to me like that