Brehs, yall ever had to turn down p*ssy before?

[Zero]

5-10x a week

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Just thought of another time...

Now this is way back when I was a young man...17...

I was flirting around with my friends neighbor when I visited his house. So she had to be about 35 with two young kids....puerto rican...short...mushroom hairstyle...smoker...petite...meh.
So I was trying to get in some practice again with her (I think she knew I was trying out lines on her) while her husband was out just to see how she liked the new lines.
After about 10 minutes of flirting and spittin lines at her in her doorway, she backed into the foyer of her house and I followed, holding the door open with my foot. Her kids were playing out back with my friend so everyone was preoccupied...I think she knew that.
So she starts grabbing my hand and smiling at me with that smile and pulling me into her house into the livingroom. I hear the door shut behind me.
She pulled me down by my shirt (she was at least a foot shorter than me) and started kissing me!!
At this point I'm just blown away I fell back onto the couch and she continues to kiss me and straddles me cowgirl style.
She's holding my face and grinding on me and I'm just feeling everything I can with my hands because I can't believe this is happening and I don't know if I will ever get the chance again.
Ass - firm and tight!
t*ts - handful firm and tight!
Waist - Pudgy but I don't care Im coming around 2nd base!!
p*ssy - Could only feel my zipper/our pants pressing up against me.
So I told her my zipper was hurtin my dikk.
She wasted no time whipping her shirt off and then her bra...

Them perky puerto rican tetas were revealed...smelling like baby powder and lilacs...omg...I thought I was in heaven.
nice brown nipples on her light brown skin with a little mole on the side of one tit.
I thought I was gonna bust as I sucked on her left nipple.
I forgot all about my pants as I nuzzled on that boob and pressed her hips into mine.
She hopped up after about a few minutes and started unbuttoning her pants so I got up and did the same!!
Got outta my clothes down to my boxers and she was down to her wet panties and we started kissing again and moved to her bedroom.
I pushed her down on the bed and got on top of her and started grinding with our underwear on.

She was moaning and saying stuff in spanish and saying "I want you papi" in english.
I felt like I was gonna really cum if I didn't slow up or get off her....so I asked her if she had a condom.

She looks at me like I'm crazy and says "We don't need no condom!"

I immediately went into "CRISIS MODE" and started backing away from her.

She's like "What's wrong, don't you want me?"

Meanwhile, I'm thinking to myself:

1. I don't know this womans sexual history, I heard from my boy she been with plenty of dudes including the mailman!
2. If I get her pregnant my life is over.
3. HER HUSBAND WILL KILL ME if he walks in and I'm raw-dogging his wife!
4. My boy would never stop clowning me if he found out I hit it raw.
5. What if this lady has HIV or an STD!?

That last one snapped me out of it and I started to go get my clothes. I couldn't imagine living with an STD or a kid and having to explain that shyt to every female I meet or even maybe never have sex again....it just wasn't worth it.

So I told her if we didn't have a condom we couldn't do it.
She got all and started cursing in spanish and telling me to get out. I was putting on my clothes and she sat there on her bed edge smoking a cigarette and staring at me like she wanted to kill me.
I got up outta there quick fast and in a hurry!!


The next couple of times I went to my friends house, she never gave me more than a wave from a distance and I stopped being friendly to her kids too. The whole thing just went to hell in a handbasket.
I always look back on that day and wish I had carried a condom, I woulda beat the brakes off that p*ssy at least 4 times.
That would have been my V-card gone too.

Oh well...

 

[TEH]

Yeah....in the daylight



You catch me rolling over at 3am with a hard on, lil cold in my eyes, I'd fukk around and have Gabourey Sidibe hiked up

gat damn when is this rep coming back

 

[1thouwow]

This one girl on deployment was obsessed with me and wanted me bad af bc she thought "I looked like her ex". I was in a serious relationship at that time tho and I don't do that cheating shyt. I recently her up and got no response


Another is my home girl. We was maddd tight, but I couldn't do it off strength that I valued the friendship more than a fukk buddy.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Trash bytches, yea all the time. Bad bytches probably not

 

[Music Fiend]

Eh I mean average to below average girls def throw advances that I've had to dodge like Bruce lee.


Sexy chicks tho. I turned down one indirectly by not just not pushing it when it was clear what she wanted but didn't want to ask, I just didn't know any better at the time. Baddest chick I've ever pulled too. Back in my less ruthless days.

 

[BrehMan]

Yep. You don't dip your pen in company ink.

 

[karim]

yes, repeatly. I don't know where this assumption comes from that as a male you are obliged to accept every p*ssy on offer

 

[SheWantTheD]

Yup. Wall of text incoming...

Ex friend...BIG white girl...
And you'll understand why she's an EX-FRIEND after reading...

Had plans to come back thru town while visiting for my boys wedding, she told me I didn't have to get a hotel.
So I'm thinking "Bet! I can save some money while I'm there and have more fun"...little did I know, ole girl had a plan.
As soon as the wedding was over, she was all up in my space wanting to hang out...I'd planned on having some fun with the other bridesmaids

...ole girl fukked up my plans big time...
Had me in a stranglehold because she was my ride, my crash-pad, transportation to the airport, everything...
So I had to take an L and hang out with her or go get all that stuff together myself when it was too late.
Went out to eat, she's grinnin like a madman...wolfing her food down...rushing to get on to the next spot, the movies...she was treating.
So we're watching the movie and I'm sitting next to her and she is stretching the limits of that seat...I had to lean to the left cause her arm was over on my seat side.
Then her hand fell on my leg...

...and it all came together at that moment.
Ole girl thought she could pay my way and have her way.

fukk...what did I get myself into.
So she's rubbin on my leg and I'm thinking about her and looking down at her flubbery hand and it's keeping my dikk soft.
But then they had to show a love scene in the movie...dikk woke up...she took that as a good sign and started rubbing it...
Shoulda seen her face...
She's all...

And I'm like...

fukkin dikk stabbed me in the back.

So I'm uncomfortable and get up and go to the bathroom with a full on branch in my pants. I know I smacked someone upside the back of their head getting out the row and going down the stairs to the door.

I get back to the movie right before it's over and she's calmed down...
So we leave and head back to her place and I get my bag and stuff in her apt and of course, there's only one room...it's a studio.
No couch, just a kitchen with stools, the bathroom and the bed area.
My brain is telling me I'm a dead man...

So I try to opt to sleep on the floor...nope, she demands I lay in the bed.
I lay on top of the sheets while she's under it.
Nope, she gets out from under the sheet and rolls on her side facing towards me.
I can feel her heavy breathing...

So I open my eyes and she's laying there smiling at me like she wants to eat me.
So I'm like "Hey, what's up"
She comes right out and says "You wanna fool around?"
I'm like "Uh...I don't know if we should do that...we're such good friends...you know??"
She comes right back with "we'll be okay...we're friends right?"
So I say "Yeah, we're friends but.." and before I can even finish my sentence....she rolls in and starts kissing me...or eating my face...I dunno...
Between keeping her tongue out my mouth and eye sockets and not breathing in her hot carbon dioxide I'm praying that she don't crawl on top of me and kill me.

She straight up had my dikk in her hand and swamped it.
Now I ain't a small guy so you can imagine how huge her paws were...that was the weirdest feeling...she couldn't go up and down cause she was coverin almost the whole damn thing! Never have I experienced anything like that...before or since!!!

fukkin nightmare....I was prayin for it to be over so I could get to sleep and get back home.
What the fukk did I get myself into!?!?!?!


So I'm thinking...If I can get her to cum she will be satisfied and leave me alone for the night....right?
So I go to reach in her panties and they are SOAKED!
I mean full on fukkin wetted down! Had to peel them shyts to the side so I could get my hand in...
Then came the challenge of finding things...
I swear, before that night...I never EVER fit more than 3 fingers in any girl...
I HAD 4 fukkIN FINGERS IN THIS CHICK AND STILL COULD HAVE FIT ANOTHER!!!

I'm seriously wondering how deep this rabbit hole goes...it felt like I could have put my damn arm into that p*ssyhole without trying that hard.

You ever see them movies with the aliens where they have that sticky gloopy mucus all over the place and it's like thick snot that if you get on it, you are stuck like in a fukkin spider web??
Well THAT is what her p*ssy juice was like! I pulled my hand out to try and reposition and my fukkin fingers were sticking together. I tried to spread my fingers apart and it was like fukkin elmers glue was on em!!!
This was getting worse and worse by the minute and I couldn't go on.
I was soft as a fukkin gummy worm and just wanted to go curl up in the corner and cry.

I think she must have understood because she backed off and said she had to use the bathroom.
I thanked God and swore I wouldn't ever do any shyt like that again (and I didn't) if he would just get me to the airport without getting raped that night.
When she came out the bathroom I went in and immediately washed my hand. I got the stickiness off but I couldn't get the smell off!!!
It was like her p*ssy essence was embedded in my skin!!
I started washing my hand with more soap and scrubbing it with my nails and really digging in and when I rinsed off, THE SMELL WAS STILL THERE!!!
It wasn't a bad odor, but just...persistent!!
I never had any p*ssy juice on my hands that wouldn't come off with some soap. I gave up after the third try.

So I got out the bathroom after a couple of minutes and she was back on her side of the bed under the sheets. I quietly went to my side of the bed and got in, still praying I didn't get killed or raped in my sleep.
Woke up the next morning to her being salty as hell and real short.
Then...the phone call from heaven....my boy that got married called to see how I was doing.
I asked him if he could sneak out and come get me and take me to the airport...he ain't have to stay or anything, just COME GET ME!!!
So he says yeah and shows up about 10 minutes later. I'm already at the door and ready to go! I wave goodbye to ole girl as I'm gettin in the car and she is lookin like Precious who just been denied a steak.
Just mean muggin....ugh.
Couldn't get outta there fast enough.
So I tell my boy the horror story of how Alissa cock-blocked me and tried to jump my bones...he almost ran off the road from laughing so hard.
I spent the next 5 hours at the airport but I didn't care.
And that whole fukking time I was waiting on my damn flight....

THAT fukkING p*ssy JUICE SMELL WAS STILL ON MY HAND!!!!

 

[Software]

Yeah, they were "" tier.

This

 

[International Playa]

Yes,In highschool, was social awkward, turned down a sexy mixed chick, mixed with white & indian.

Looking back it still hurts, I could have been going balls deep in some pusssy at her parents house everyday after school

Another time this white female, she wasnt obese but she was fat, no ass and no titties. It was at that age everyone wants to lose their V card,she was desparate to lose her virginity and she used hound me to fukk her, but I used to literally run away from her or avoid places she would go.

Nowadays my current girl sometimes wants to fukk during her period, its disgusting