Brilliant single sentence explanation of ISIS

[Solomon Caine]

Written by
Karl Sharro

I have no idea who this guy is, but is this is pretty accurate..

 

[thekingsmen]

This is more accurate.

 

[badhat]

Yeah, that's exactly what Israeli military intelligence would do, make sure to post hoc keep an acronym so they don't have to get new letterheads for their memos.

 

[badhat]

Oh, here's a sign that terrorism is linked to a post metal band.

 

[Deutsche Bank]

Cheap gas. Thanks, Prince Salman.

 

[CHL]

Oh, here's a sign that terrorism is linked to a post metal band.

 

[Mr Rager]

Cheap gas. Thanks, Prince Salman.

Filled the tank up for $22 yesterday

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

This is more accurate.

are you seriously confused about how acronyms work?

You should have your shoulders clapped. Good god you're worthless.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Cheap gas. Thanks, Prince Salman.

that kid must have sniffed some peruvian..

 

[thekingsmen]

are you seriously confused about how acronyms work?

You should have your shoulders clapped. Good god you're worthless.

It's ISIL remember......

 

[thekingsmen]

Yeah, that's exactly what Israeli military intelligence would do, make sure to post hoc keep an acronym so they don't have to get new letterheads for their memos.

Is that why ISIS has never attacked Israel?

 

[Deutsche Bank]

Is that why ISIS has never attacked Israel?

*cough* House of Saud.

 

[Deutsche Bank]

ISIS is not a result of failure on the part of post-colonialists, it's a resounding success. Just like Al-Qaeda was. It provided the door in the hearts and minds of the idiot masses to give up their dreams for freedumb. Pretty hard to convince poor blacks, latinos, and cacs to go risk their very ass for oil and yahoodie domination, but when you create some bullshyt threat to the homeland, dude's be itching to whack out some hadji's...

Remember kids, there is no God, there is no afterlife, and there is no such thing as "karma". When you're dead, you're dead. Whatever a rich guy with a big pile/puddle of shyt has to tell poor, superstitious, profane a$$holes to get them to move a bunch of shyt from one pile to his pile, more power to him. Good and evil is subjective therefore it's a goddamn illusion.

 

[CHL]

@Ben Carson are you like a much more moderate version of capitalist migraine? your posting style is....similar

 

[Deutsche Bank]

@Ben Carson are you like a much more moderate version of capitalist migraine? your posting style is....similar

I have a penis, dog.