Brock Lesnar's Daughter NCAA Shot Put Champion

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

People in here talking about her face. Put her genes in a DNA machine and it probably comes back saying you got an 85% chance of getting at least a starting nfl DT and middle Linebacker out of her. That's somewhere between a few million and a 100 million dollars. fukk taking one for the team breh we going to make a team. Stretching for 15 minutes, putting a bottle of pickle juice on the nightstand for cramping and I'm gazing passionately into her eyes thinking about all that future nfl money I'm going to be sitting on.

.....question is, which NFL player would you pair her with to make the GOAT?

For interior D-line, I'd go with Suh. Basically end up with a bigger Aaron Donald.

For edge, I'm going Micah Parsons. His 4.39 plus her strength = a biracial Reggie White that runs a 4.5. Maybe go Myles Garrett for added strength.

For WR - Xavier Worthy. Get that Lesnar skrong plus Texas speed and you basically got a light skint Megatron. But if you get Lesnar speed and Xavier strength....well.....you have something, I just don't know what. Drake??

Actually no fukk that. Megatron plus Mya = Black Gronk

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Brock Lesnar laid a giant egg and she hatched from it fully grown
Mom had no part in this process

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Vince McMahon is salivating at the thought of their offspring taking over the WWE

 

[summwunn]

What does she sound like?

Also....she's HELLA blonde. Usually they have the hair but the eyebrows are a little darker but she's just pale through and through. Ain't no way she could be outside in Texas or Florida for more than 15 minutes (no sunscreen) before turning into pepperoni.

Body wise, most dudes would be like

Face wise.....we know what her pops looks like and she's his twin. Impossible to look at her without seeing him.

 

[VegetasHairline]

Brock Lesnar laid a giant egg and she hatched from it fully grown
Mom had no part in this process

 

[Fillerguy]

I entered this thread to leave an unhinged post but yall already too care of. I'm so proud. Paper bag her

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Sounds like a normal human until you see her


There has never been any doubt that she is Brocks kid though

 

[Robert California]

It's the albino eyebrows that make her look like an alien.


Just dye the eyebrows a tiny little bit

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

It's the albino eyebrows that make her look like an alien.


Just dye the eyebrows a tiny little bit

Damn that's what it is....think Brock had that too.

It throws her whole face off

 

[Hostile]

Not surprised to see Charlotte and Nattie in the comments.

 

[SNYC]

Welp...

 

[King Static X]

Welp...

This isn't shocking (at least to me). Of course, they're MAGA.

 

[Afrodroid]

Be shocked that cacs are racist brehs...

 

[#1 pick]

Welp...

Opp shyt

 

[Wargames]

A new race of Yeti

Yet no one complains when she uses the human‘s bathroom…..

Make it make sense.