BUSHES BOUND: If your girl puts more effort into going out with friends and coworkers than with you.

[Stuntone]

When it's her weekly girl's night out (all of her friends are SINGLE) and she leaves work after lunch to go to the salon, get a mani & pedi, buys new provocative tight dress, new 6" heels, new underwear, new perfume.

She gets home with all them bags and starts getting ready at 5pm to meet her "friends" at 8:30. She's dancing and listening to Beyoncé "Single Ladies." Mary J Blige "Real Love."


She walks out the house looking like this.

When you're taking her out to nice winebar and jazz lounge. She throws on a "Tyler Perry, Madea" outfit on. Some 1 inch grandma 1st Sunday heels. She's dressed, on the sofa watching Sex in the City eating Talenti Gelato before you even get in the shower.

You come downstairs and she's on the sofa looking like this.

When ya'll are finally on the way, she says she doesn't want to be out late bcuz she has a appointment at the gym with her new personal trainer.






The some signs to look for so you'll know that she's looking for happiness outside of your relationship. And you can get ready for your introduction to the bushes.

 

[2CT]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This is most definitely a case of You Share That Girl™

 

[b_low_brown]

You can't call yourself a man If your girl do that kinda shyt to you

 

[Stuntone]

You can't call yourself a man If your girl do that kinda shyt to you

You'd be surprised how many men are blindsided when there are clues like this.



Him: "Have fun darling"

Her: "Ok, Don't wait up."

 

[Solano707]

When it's her weekly girl's night out (all of her friends are SINGLE) and she leaves work after lunch to go to the salon, get a mani & pedi, buys new provocative tight dress, new 6" heels, new underwear, new perfume.

She gets home with all them bags and starts getting ready at 5pm to meet her "friends" at 8:30. She's dancing and listening to Beyoncé "Single Ladies." Mary J Blige "Real Love."


She walks out the house looking like this.

When you're taking her out to nice winebar and jazz lounge. She throws on a "Tyler Perry, Madea" outfit on. Some 1 inch grandma 1st Sunday heels. She's dressed, on the sofa watching Sex in the City eating Talenti Gelato before you even get in the shower.

You come downstairs and she's on the sofa looking like this.

When ya'll are finally on the way, she says she doesn't want to be out late bcuz she has a appointment at the gym with her new personal trainer.






The some signs to look for so you'll know that she's looking for happiness outside of your relationship. And you can get ready for your introduction to the bushes.

 

[ORDER_66]

By then your on your way out the door yourself. How you in a relationship and still feel lonely?! as a man you can make a choice. Don't tolerate no bullshyt

 

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[NotAnFBIagent]

That was very descriptive there op
Who hurt you?

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

That was very descriptive there op
Who hurt you?

Exactly. You can tell a couple of broads ran the "42 fake dive right" on his ass

 

[Ain't That Something]

Exactly. You can tell a couple of broads ran the "42 fake dive right" on his ass

 

[lucky lefty]

Sounds like dikk-aint-shyt ass nikka issues

Wifey gotta be dragged out the crib by her bytches for GNO, but let me suggest we go to the Wawa up the street and she'll be in fukk me heels and a fukk me harder dress w/ no drawz and have my dikk in her mouth b4 we get out the driveway

Never did make it to the Wawa

 

[MJ Truth]

Man, y'all looking at everything as problems, you need to start looking at shyt as opportunities. Sure, yeah, she likely stepping out on you, but that just gives YOU an opportunity to bang side chicks and start stealing money out of her purse and getting her credit information in order to steal her identity.