last week a chick was over at my place.. we did the damn thang a few times, smoked up.. she asks me if she can lay down and i was like

sure girl.
come to my room 30 min later and the bytch is asleep in my bed

i wake her ass up and am like,
girl, i'm taking you home. she started talking about how i was kicking her out of my house and how she was mad at me
i was like, man.. how you gonna have the nerve to just fall asleep at my house and assume you can stay the night without a word of warning?

i don't play that shyt.. worst thing is, as i was telling my simp friends this story they didn't get why i was pissed
