bytch pull up to ya crib like this..what you do?

[benjamin]

so let's say you a young breh back in the day, talking to a lil thoterronny on myspace..you aint got a car but she tells you she got a new whip and that she'll pick you up in 10 mins...so you outside your crib waiting on her and she pulls up like this

Spoiler

disregard the feds brehs,

she pulls up to your crib wit doors up, do you hop in?

basically what im asking is, could you fuk wit a broad who thought it was acceptable to drive a car like that?

we gone take my momma car.

 

[bangbreh]

Bet that heaux's nails match her car
How you gonna roll with an animal like that

 

[Womb Raider]

it depends where we going



if we going around the corner, maybe but not to no damn restaurant anywhere near a public gathering



bytch gon get us both laughed out the door and meme'd up

e: lmao at "disregard the feds". at first I thought I was opening up the door to a cop chase, I would've closed the bytch right back

 

[AJtheOne]

Fukk it, I'm gonna ride hoppin that whip like

 

[benjamin]

Bet that heaux's nails match her car
How you gonna roll with an animal like that

what if da azz phat doe?...you tell her "lets just walk baby, i need some exercise anyway.." and she responds "ok let me get my gun first doe" ..you walking wit her like

 

[Address_Unknown]

Nope.
Chicks can hardly keep their Civics and Altimas clean, so I know there's some behind a heavily modified car like that shyt. I don't need that stress, all I wanna do is smash and cuddle.

 

[benjamin]

Fukk it, I'm gonna ride hoppin that whip like

what if she say, the doors gotta stay up while im driving..

last year i was on the freeway and saw these nikkas in a chevy candy paint donk wit both doors up and it was 28 degrees outside..im passing they car looking at them through my tints like heat blasting in my car..da fuk nikka had on a full winter jacket and hoodie with both doors up

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Bet that heaux's nails match her car
How you gonna roll with an animal like that

"Animal" huh?

 

[benjamin]

Nope.
Chicks can hardly keep their Civics and Altimas clean, so I know there's some behind a heavily modified car like that shyt. I don't need that stress, all I wanna do is smash and cuddle.

if i could rep id show love breh..that shyt is on point ..so true

 

[benjamin]

"Animal" huh?

coli nikkas i swear man

 

[Address_Unknown]

if i could rep id show love breh..that shyt is on point ..so true

Real talk breh, don't trust NO chick letting you holler driving a car like that shyt thinking she ain't either fukkin' a thug or got thug brothers or whatever. Lawyer/rich chicks would quicker get a simple luxury car and trick a dude into simping that shyt, but unless she knows how to operate switches or can wire an Amp, a chick driving a car like that, that YOU ain't put her in...is almost always bad news.

 

[One]

what if she say, the doors gotta stay up while im driving..

last year i was on the freeway and saw these nikkas in a chevy candy paint donk wit both doors up and it was 28 degrees outside..im passing they car looking at them through my tints like heat blasting in my car..da fuk nikka had on a full winter jacket and hoodie with both doors up

See you thinking they were stunting, but them bytches probably wouldn't go back down. They were probably going to somewhere like autozone to see if their "certified automotive technicians" could help.

 

[benjamin]

Real talk breh, don't trust NO chick letting you holler driving a car like that shyt thinking she ain't either fukkin' a thug or got thug brothers or whatever. Lawyer/rich chicks would quicker get a simple luxury car and trick a dude into simping that shyt, but unless she knows how to operate switches or can wire an Amp, a chick driving a car like that, that YOU ain't put her in...is almost always bad news.

man i already kno...if she driving a car like that, you gotta have atleast 2 felony charges and sell weed or you not gettn the p*ssy.

 

[lowkey0z]

fukk you mean, i'm in there like swim wear

 

[Knowledge]

You said back in the day. This was accepted everywhere where I'm from back in the day (the souf) so I'm hoping in with no second thoughts other than fukking.