bytches I tell ya

[Mantle Drunk]

Alright so I'm at a bar tonight and this hot latina bytch starts lurking behind me I can just sense it. She then comes up next to me shoulder to shoulder to try an buy a drink when the bar was empty basically begging me to talk to her but I was like maybe I'm just reading the signs wrong. I wasn't about to find out I just lost my Grandma today (I know I probably shouldnt of been out) and I was more in drink away the pain mode so I was to focused on my beer.

So my friend texts me to give his condolences and as I'm reading it she coms up even closer put her phone in front of mine and basically makes believe she falls into my lap no accident or mistake about totally intentional. But i'm still on my drink the misery away steeze so I ignore it. My friend who texted me now calls me so I run outside to talk to him real quick.

So as I'm going back in I'm like fukk it why am I being an emotional lame I got to get at this chick. So I walk back in and she's sitting in my chair so I go up to her like hey that's my chair she then proceeds to curse me out about how it doesnt have my name on the chair and all that blah blah bullshyt. How the fukk does a chick go from trying desperatly to be noticed by you and the next second she's hostile as shyt? bytches I tell ya.

 

[Silkk]

Now You Gotta fukk Her Life Up

 

[PortCityProphet]

condolences bruh.

 

[A.V.]

She was prolly mad you left and took it a certain way, and you may not have come off subtle enough in your chair approach, so to save face and retaliate for the embarrasment she just experienced, she tried to play you, my nikka.

This was a gift from your dearly beloved, and you played it all wrong. R.I.P. tho.

 

[Mantle Drunk]

Now You Gotta fukk Her Life Up

Hahaha I'll probably never see her again but I really did want to knock her right of that bar stool.

 

[yeahisaidit]

Condolences, man.

 

[Mantle Drunk]

She was prolly mad you left and took it a certain way, and you may not have come off subtle enough in your chair approach, so to save face and retaliate for the embarrasment she just experienced, she tried to play you, my nikka.

This was a gift from your dearly beloved, and you played it all wrong. R.I.P. tho.

It probably was.

 

[kash10003]

rip breh

 

[Mantle Drunk]

By all mean thanks to everyone but I don't want to turn this thread into a pity party.

 

[TRUEST]

By all mean thanks to everyone but I don't want to turn this thread into a pity party.

u went to the bar alone?

 

[Pazzy]

my condolences to you and your fam, man.

 

[Pazzy]

u went to the bar alone?

shows how much heart he has if you ask me. it's a whole lot better than to be 5 deep in the club with your boys and not a single one of them are doing shyt but standing around, playing the wall, holding drinks, on their cell phones texting when about 5 minutes before, they were talking about how they'd be running up on chicks, getting numbers.

 

[Mantle Drunk]

u went to the bar alone?

Na I had one buddy with me.

 

[Coco Loco]

The signs were there. Any chick who is that thirsty is a red flag. You should have just continued to ignore her.

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

She fell into your lap? and put her phone on yours? I've rarely seen females put themselves out there like that..I think you crushed her soul by walking out on her.