CAC gets head from Spider!

[Zee]

Australian gets bit by venomous spider on his penis — again

According to the BBC, an Australian construction worker got his fly caught in a wicked web inside a portable toilet, as a venomous arachnid chomped down on his penis for the second time in five months.

"I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time," said the man who wished to only be identified as Jordan. "I was like, 'I can't believe it's happened again.'"

Spiders aren't to be fukked wid.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I feel like this is a coded message. This is very weird to me.

 

[Champagne Kudo]

Again

 

[Citi Trends]

an Australian construction worker got his fly caught in a wicked web inside a portable toilet

is this like a caught zipper joke? a zipper caught in a web?
but his zipper didn't get caught, especially in a toilet. and why would it be in a web?
are they saying his penis is the fly and its supposed to correlate to the zipper because his pants were down on the toilet and his dikk got caught in a spider web?

this is a very roundabout pun and im slightly perturbed

 

[Zee]

I feel like this is a coded message. This is very weird to me.

Coded message?

 

[Cat piss martini]

aint even gotta guess his color.

 

[全能の神]

Came in here expecting something else

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

fukk.the thread title gave me more chills than all of Rob zombie's flicks put together!!!!