Man drunken white girls that can throw hands is hilarious. We were throwing a party one night and it was wild. Back in college this chick that came to all our parties was lit, and some dude was trying to press on her and she wasn't feeling it. She's like get the fukk away from me before I call my brother. Her brotherwas a big dude, he would've fukked this kid up. But, it didn't make it to that. Cause it went like this:That's that white girl drunken master style
Think it's all fun and games until she slips that punch lol
Kid: Oooh you're gonna call your brother on me you fukkin bytch
Girl: what did you call me?
Kid with enunciation: I...Called...You...A..bytch!
Girl: That's what I thought you said
She proceeds to steal on this dude in fluid motion cracked him right in the fukkin nose, buddy starts leaking we're all on the porch like

Kid: I think you broke my fukkin nose
Girl: Well you should've left me alone when I told you to. But instead you wanted to call me a fukkin bytch!!!