So peep out this story, true story just happened this week. I work at the Honda plant in Marysville, OH. Plant full of country ass, 30 degrees sweating ass, hog stead smelling, polka dot apron wearing baking blue berry pies ass CACs that are mostly high school dropouts and have no idea on how to manage a team of associates especially those of color.And every day I have to deal with these CACs
So there's this CAC named Josh, dude is 25 years old, a grown ass man with 3 kids that still plays with Pokemon cards and watches too much damn DBZ. It will be 6 in the damn morning and the first words out his mouth will be about some damn Pokemon cards. This CAC even had the nerve to ask me to give him a ride to Lima, OH so he buy a 3DS from Craigslist so he can play the new Pokemon game
Gave that CAC the
and told him to 
with that shyt, the fukk I look like?So anyways, this Josh dude has a girlfriend, and my dumb ass Boss decided to hire both of them on the same shift so they work together
(terrible management). Peep this the bytch's name is Brandy, and we got like 3 other girls with the name Brandy on our shift. And she's the only Brandy bytch I don't like...fast forward to just last Tuesday, I'm on break talking to this chick about my college degree in Graphic Design and Photography, told here I had to model for myself to get this Portrait project done when I was in school, shyt was due in 12 hours and I needed a model. So I said fukk it I'll model my damn self, put a fur coat on, slap some baby oil on them abs and set that self timer. She didn't believe so I should her the picture:
This picture was done in 2009
bytch was like
is this shyt, this can't be you. So she brags about it when we get off break to the other girls. They ask me about, so I showed them the pics too... they basically gave me the out of here, that aint you look. So I had to prove them it was me, so I did. So the other Brandy, not Josh's girlfriend, wanted to see the pic, I sat the phone in the crate with trunk garnishes and loaded up the photo. Here comes Josh's girl snooping around, she looks down in the box, sees the picture... gives me the biggest fukking smile I ever, until her boyfriend starts walking up and her facial expression shirts into a disgusting face... she whispers something to him. The corny CAC comes up to me like "Don't be showing my girl pictures, I'll fukking "crank" your ass".....
I gave that CAC the
and went on bout my business. Later that day that CAC gets into when another member, gets fired the next day And heres come that Brandy bytch going on full snitch mode, the bytch snitches to my boss, snitches to the other girl's boyfriends anyone she can think... her plan fails...bytch starts making up stories about associates have affairs with one another...pretty much every body goes off on the bytch... my boss confronts me about it, and basically he doesn't give a fukk and squashes the shyt cuz he knows the bytch is just trying to get everybody in trouble because he man got fired.
So basically I got a grown ass CAC that plays with Pokemon cards that wants to fight me. Like I'm gonna fight this CAC in the parking lot full of cameras just so I can get fired
And his girl has the nerve to snitch on me about inappropriate photos and derogatory content... But the bytch tried to tell me a racist ass joke about how black bytches' pregnancies work using drum stick of chicken
These CACs man
If it wasn't for that Honda pay, I would have left this shyt along time ago..
But we get those benefits, 1 week paid shutdowns too
CACs be caccing up in here
Can't help it when some cute ass snow bunnies want to see a nikka.
