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I was calling customer service about my website and I got a guy named Kermit on the phone earlier 
I clowned him a little bit and he hung up on me
it was hilarious. I've never met a dude named Kermit in my life
I started laughing in his face on the phone. I asked him about his name and told him that I never met anybody named Kermit
I could tell he was getting salty, but I didnt care. It was funny
I think he was sensitive about it. But he should be used to it by now. He been named Kermit all his life!
when he first answered the phone and gave his name, I did a double take. I said,
"wait, what did you say your name was?"
I could tell that he had this expression
and was probably like, "one of these jackasses again..."
when he said Kermit, I tried to hold it in. I was sitting there like
fakkit caught feelings and hung up
discuss.
I clowned him a little bit and he hung up on me
it was hilarious. I've never met a dude named Kermit in my life
I started laughing in his face on the phone. I asked him about his name and told him that I never met anybody named Kermit
I could tell he was getting salty, but I didnt care. It was funnyI think he was sensitive about it. But he should be used to it by now. He been named Kermit all his life!
when he first answered the phone and gave his name, I did a double take. I said,
"wait, what did you say your name was?"I could tell that he had this expression
and was probably like, "one of these jackasses again..."when he said Kermit, I tried to hold it in. I was sitting there like
fakkit caught feelings and hung up
discuss.
but it's all good 
I prob would do a double take and ask his name again and laugh
