Cam Newton slaps Alabama a&m Mascot

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shyt I’m seeing a lot of Cam these days. I don’t know what he’s getting paid but seems like he’s doing ok to me

If you're over, let's say... 23 years of age (and I'm using 23 to be nice 🙂), and you find yourself getting into an unscripted physical altercation with a college student in a glorified Chuck E. Cheese outfit and that entire ordeal isn't fueled by alcohol (shıt, even if it is), you either got some serious soul searching to do or perhaps you should go ahead and make the best decision for society and not procreate.

Cam is 36. I dunno if you're at least that age, but would you be fine with yourself if you got into a pissing match with a college mascot while dressed like a cross between a 19th century minstrel show and a 14th century court jester on national TV as you're rapidly approaching middle age?
 
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If you're over, let's say... 23 years of age (and I'm using 23 to be nice 🙂), and you find yourself getting into an unscripted physical altercation with a college student in a glorified Chuck E. Cheese outfit and that entire ordeal isn't fueled by alcohol (shıt, even if it is), you either got some serious soul searching to do or perhaps you should go ahead and make the best decision for society and not procreate.

Cam is 36. I dunno if you're at least that age, but would you be fine with yourself if you got into a pissing match with a college mascot while dressed like a cross between a 19th century minstrel show and a 14th century court jester on national TV as you're rapidly approaching middle age?
I mean I’m not doing all that but I’m not him. He pretty much took Shannon’s lane and put his twist on it. I see Cam more than Shannon now. Dudes career ended early and he parlayed that into some tv shyt. Looks like a win to me.
 
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