Cam we discuss elevator etiquette for a second?

[Yesterday]

I don't understand how nikkas can't get something so simple right.

1. When waiting to get on, don't stand in front of the doors, stand off to the side.

2. Let the people get off before you step inside. This is related to #1, they shouldn't have to contort themselves to get off because your ass is standing in the way trying to get on. Simple physics

3. Fill in starting at the corners. Don't stand in the middle of a wall and don't stand in front of the buttons.

4. If you're going up one level, get your fat ass on the emergency stairs.

5. Leave the elevator in the opposite order that you came in. First on is last off, last on is first off.

6. If it's inconvenient or awkward to let the women off first, just get the fukk off. If your simp ass insist on chivalry, get off and hold the door open.

Lastly, 7. If there is a fat ass on the elevator, make sure she gets off first.

Spread the word, awkward elevator rides need to come to an end

 

[gogogubari]

I always wanted to get on an elevator and just turn and stare at everyone.

 

[Silkk]

Maybe you should start taking the stairs breh

 

[Yesterday]

Maybe you should start taking the stairs breh

Can't when you work on floor 19

 

[Saiyajin]

just fukkin stand there u fakkit

 

[barackosama]

Get your feelings hurt while taking a elevator ride

 

[dappadonna]

What about eye contact bruv ?

 

[Slimkid07]

I don't understand how nikkas can't get something so simple right.

1. When waiting to get on, don't stand in front of the doors, stand off to the side.

2. Let the people get off before you step inside. This is related to #1, they shouldn't have to contort themselves to get off because your ass is standing in the way trying to get on. Simple physics

Dap, undap, dap wish I could rep.

I hate when fukkers immediately bumrush the door and get on when the already full elevator is letting out.
It just turns into a clusterfukk because idiots can't wait for the elevator occupants to get off first before they enter.
People are so fukking self-centered.

I'm usually the cat in the backcorner wall looking like at the elevator fukkery.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

I fart in the elevator, then press all the buttons on the way out.

 

[Address_Unknown]

I hit the elevator and immediately hit the corner to the right if it's available and lean against the wall, close to the buttons and look as uninterested with life as humanly possible. Anyone asks me to do shyt I go

And hold down the button to my floor so it goes straight there.

 

[larryshogunz]

A packed elevator smells different if your a midget.

 

[DontDoIt]

4. If you're going up one level, get your fat ass on the emergency stairs.

Lastly, 7. If there is a fat ass on the elevator, make sure she gets off first.

 

[Malik1time]

A packed elevator smells different if your a midget.

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

fukk your elevator rules, it ain't the mcdonald's play pit

 

[The God Poster]

Can't when you work on floor 19

Can't??
I walk 30 floors to work everyday . Between lunch & leaving for work my conditioning is beast mode