Can 100 Coli brehs with machine guns conquer the Roman Empire?

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Undoubtedly yes. Not only would you overwhelm them offensively, but many Romans would immediately surrender or defect to your side (in coli speak, Roman c00ns :mjlol:) after seeing a few displays of your power.

Edit: Wait, you said coli brehs...that throws a monkey wrench in the situation cause they probably don't have tactical experience, but even then it probably wouldn't be competitive. The technology gap is too wide. And if the brehs were smart they would just make roman defectors fight a proxy war against other Romans. After showing your power you wouldn't have to lift a finger and could stay out of the fight almost entirely.
 
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Probably if you’re talking about heavy machinery like the .50 cal. Open up with one or two of those and wipe out the first couple lines of a legion and then turn that bytch on the calvary and cut mostly all of them down. All within a couple seconds and all from a great distance and without moving?

Shiiiiiit. Them mufukkas would think the war gods had returned in the flesh and they would probably worship you until they were sure you were mortal. You could just never let them anywhere near the weaponry or even ever discuss it with em. I’d be a benevolent king.
 

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No, but on a more serious note...I would choose 10,000 trained American military men equipped with modern guns over the millions that lived in the Roman empire at it's peak. When you look at the European colonization of Africa, in alot of cases it was literally just a few dozen men maybe a few hundred men vs thousands of native Africans and even those 1400 style guns (that in alot of cases would just explode on you once you press the trigger:mjlol:) was too much for them to handle. And you have to keep in mind Africans weren't no where near as "less technologically advanced" as historians try to claim. I can't imagine what modern snipers that can shoot from 2 miles away and RPG's would do to people using weapons from 2,000 years ago.
 
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