Can a Woman be a Simp?

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I can recall being a simp with one guy I dated, and I don't even know why.
He didn't eat p*ssy (claimed it was because he was Jamaican and they don't do that)
He had a small dikk
Couldn't dress for shyt.

I literally bought this nikka a whole new wardrobe (minus sneakers-I will not buy a man ANY footwear)
I stayed putting gas in his car, bought him a car stereo (because it was on sale, and that was the last day, and he didn't have any money, but he was gonna pay me back in 3 days when we got paid... He never paid me back, and I didn't ask for the money because that was 'rude')
I'm not even gonna talk about what else I got for him.

And his raggedy ass had the nerve to request me as a friend on Facebook. (We dated in 2004)

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I know this chick who is a pharmacist and let me tell u this

1. she has 2 kids with a dude who while with her fathered another 2 kids and she still with him
2. she paid for a brand new $40,000 truck
3. the house they live in she paid for and she pays all the bills and he doesn't do shyt
4. her own mom, brother and family members told her he ain't shyt but she still with dude.
5. they been together for 10+ years and not even married but engage for the last 5 years

she's like 36 look nice and he's 41 cakin off this broad

another chick i know let some dude move into her house after only knowing the nikka for like month and dude has 3 kids and his baby mama just popped out his kid like 2 months before he met her.. this dude has his own car, but drives her car and when he runs out of gas in his own car he go drives her car

another chick i know caught he boyfriend 3 times fukking a chick and she still with dude, talking about he change

:salute: to all them dudes and other dudes who are getting away with shyt cause of these bird brain hoes
dudes probably a good pipe layer
 

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Yeah but you said by her going wit a aint shyt dude makes her a simp.
Thats just her making a dumb decision.
Not necessarily simping.
What is the difference between a man using a woman compared to a woman using a man? :stopitslime:

Both of the people getting used and not cutting off the person using them are simps.
 

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What is the difference between a man using a woman compared to a woman using a man? :stopitslime:

Both of the people getting used and not cutting off the person using them are simps.

Same difference as if a man told a woman to make a sandwich to if a woman told a man to make a sandwich :yeshrug:

If a man does whatever his woman says, he's a simp cause he's supposed to lead.
If a woman does whatever her man says, she is playing her role and not simping. Imo
 

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Same difference as if a man told a woman to make a sandwich to if a woman told a man to make a sandwich :yeshrug:

If a man does whatever his woman says, he's a simp cause he's supposed to lead.
If a woman does whatever her man says, she is playing her role and not simping. Imo
:yeshrug:
 

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The answer is YES

When you are physically attractive, dress nice, confident and have sex appeal, most women turn into the thirstiest simps
 

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There’s a difference between a woman who gets super gushy at the thought of you and the woman who gets super gushy at the thought of you and breaks her back to buy you stupid shyt because it makes her feel good buying you shyt.

The latter is the simp. Rawnopullout until her period stops, print out a fake “mass layoffs coming” email from your job, learn the arts of becoming a hobosexual, encourage and support her professional vision, appreciate her, have ramen noodles and hot dogs hot and ready when she gets off work, and eat (of course learn to eat her ass too).
 
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