Can anyone interpret what's being said here?

[Skooby]

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Sound like a bad mating ritual.

 

[Paper Boi]

all i could make out was "no god damn respect"

 

[Remote]

Drill Instructor: Who is the best pokemon?
Marine: Bulbasaur

*Everyone collectively loses their shyt*

 

[CW_1991]

Boot camp shark attack

 

[The Pledge]

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

They pretty much said, I wanna run the fade cause ain’t no way you doing all that yelling and screaming at me without me holding R2 for turbo and punching you in the face. I don’t even care about it being boot camp. nikka you better yell in a soft tone at least 5 feet away from me

 

[Buddy]

Wrong thread

 

[FrontoBama]

When you say something bad about Eminem in The Booth

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Skooby]

all i could make out was "no god damn respect"

I couldn't even hear that. Who said it?

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

They all getting headbutts to the face.

 

[Georgiamuscle]

Nothing but gibberish but marines just make noises and grunts during their cadences. They don’t always use words

The way everything unfolded. Big drills got him good

 

[Pseudonym]

 

[Paper Boi]

I couldn't even hear that. Who said it?

i can't tell who it came from lol