So yesterday, I needed to crisp my shape up for the ball game and noticed my Andis needed some new blades. I searched my town in hopes to find a black owned beauty store because I didn't want to give my money to the Asians who got a store right in the middle of the black community or a big name store. I couldn't find a black owned store which I knew but still wanted to hope. I was like shyt if I can't get them from a black person I'll spend my money with a chain store, so I went in Sallys and I be dam it was a black lady with a hateful ass attitude that came to the counter to help me. Now, I sit there and watched her smiling and talking to a white lady about hair coloring for two minutes. When she came up front to help me she just said "yeah what you need" I told her second question "you got a beauty card" me "nope, how much T Blades" her $26.99 in the most hateful way. Now, I ain't never paid that much for blades, so I just walked out. So, I took my ass to the Asian store. So I went in there and forgot it's tax time. I promise on everything it was packed with black women young and old. So I walked up to the line (cause they keep the clippers in a case up front ) and I promise I watched 3 women in front of me spend close to 1000 dollars on hair weave and wigs and other stuff. I was like no wonder this fukk at the register is happy as fukk. So I got my blades and they were only $16. So, later I had to go to AT&T, so I go there and it's odd they had like 6 employees working and it was 3 BW 1 BM and 2 WM. So one of the sisters helped me. As I'm at her station I hear Adele came on the radio or whatever, I wish you guys could have saw the others run up to that station to sing and give praise to Adele. shyt, was down right shameful when I heard one say Sam Smith and Adele got soul music on lock right now and got an agreement from the others. It was just so over the top. So, finally I got out of there and made it to a basketball game. Ball game was good until one of three white kids playing hit a three got fouled and did the Dab. Just as I thought, a gym with probably 80% black folk went crazy with joy clapping and laughing at that shyt. Some older black man was sitting next to me talking that "Little fellow be getting down". I had saw black kids doing shyt all night that wanted reactions and that shyt right there got the loudest reaction of all in a game that end 38-23(Middle School) which that kid team lost. Man, I promise for those hours I felt like I was in the c00n Light Zone or something.
Can I vent to the Coli about my day?
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And you ain't do shyt to none of them "c00ns", you bytch ass nikka, so clearly you weren't offended enough to remember you're supposed to have a dikk btwn your legs instead of the vagina u displayed in here
It was a lot more painful than how I wrote it. I got home and the neighbors dog which happens to be white was shytting in my yard. I went over there and told them and they came over with a shovel getting it up. I had to go back out side and say " I don't want you digging in my yard, I want you to keep the mother fukker out my yard". They looked at me as if I was in the wrong.
And you ain't do shyt to none of them "c00ns", you bytch ass nikka, so clearly you weren't offended enough to remember you're supposed to have a dikk btwn your legs instead of the vagina u displayed in here
What was I suppose to do. Tell them not the buy weave, tell them not to listen to Adele, tell them not to cheer on a CAC. It's those folk lives fukk I look like trying to tell a grown mother fukker what to do.
Yeah I swear the old ladies at sally's be the same way..."you can't return this...you know that right?" Yeah I know bish
and give them my aunt's number for that discount
and give them my aunt's number for that discountYeah I swear the old ladies at sally's be the same way..."you can't return this...you know that right?" Yeah I know bish
yeah, this one always got a bad one.