Can someone explain to me how Superman can possibly take an L to the Batman?

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This is not intended to be a funny thread.

I don't have a comic book background and I don't cato go back and read the comics.

I'd like to get the coli opinions of how a nikka who is truly GawdBody can ever lose to a human with no type of superpower.

I know the batman is smart and can make shyt ... Yeah I get that ....


But if I was superman i would fly like 10 miles in the air and zap the batman with my red lazer beams and be done with it .


The fight would be over in a matter of seconds, like for real.

Yall might say the batman has kryptonite, but superman can hear nikkaz from all over the world, so wouldn't he hear the batman making a kryptonite weapon and fly and knock his ass out?


I really can't even figure how this is a fight , I compare it to an ant vs a elephant .... It's no way the ant can beat the elephant ... Ever .


No amount of armor can stop superman from beating the batmans ass so why are they making a movie about this ...


If you had the power of superman can you picture yourself ever taking an L to a mere human? Just think about that, can someone explain to me how this is even a fight ?
 

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The Dark Knight Returns

Batman: The Dark Knight Returns is a Batman comic book mini-series written and drawn by Frank Miller and published by DC Comics from February to June 1986. This story arc is set 20 years into the future, where Bruce Wayne is an elderly man still guilt-ridden over Jason Todd's death.


Plot Summary
The Dark Knight Returns is set ten years in an alternate future, with a worn and weary, aged Bruce Wayne. He numbs his conscience with alcohol to soothe the guilt he feels for his responsibility for the death of Jason Todd. Gotham City is under siege by a vicious criminal gang who call themselves the Mutants. Wayne unleashes his demons to confront the new threats to Gotham, and Batman is born again. Wayne finds himself struggling with the decline of his physique as he patrols and defends Gotham City. An inexperienced but courageous young girl named Carrie Kelly saves Batman´s life, and Wayne takes her in as a new Robin.
Batman is seen now as a menace to Gotham´s society and an anti-vigilantism wave is carried on from the government. Even Commissioner Gordon became a victim of both, criminals and government as well after he killed a teenager in self-defense. He is replaced by Ellen Yindel, a well known anti-vigilante cop. Batman found out how the mutants gained their power and their high-tech weaponry - discovering a net of corruption inside the U.S. Army. Defeating most of the mutants, Batman faces the leader, however his advanced age became a disadvantage for him as is eventually incapacitated by the mutant leader. Fortunately, Carrie Kelly appears and rescues Batman, getting him the Batmobile. After initially mistaking him for dikk Grayson, Batman confirms Kelly as the third Robin. After his recovery, Batman and Robin lure the Mutants to a sewer dump ("the pipe), where Batman defeats the Mutant leader (released from prison by Commissioner Gordon) in hand-to-hand combat, effectively breaking the gang.
During the time Batman was gone, the Joker entered a state of catatonia, being unable to find something to live for. After Batman´s reappearance, the Joker woke up and convinced Dr. Wolper that he has been rehabilitated. When Wolper takes the Joker to a talk show, he begins a killing spree releasing his joker venom to the audience and kills Wolper as well. Batman appears to stop him, however the Joker escapes due to the fact that Batman had to struggle with the police. Batman and Robin began to search for the Joker, after he killed a group of boy scouts and Robin avoids more deaths after the Joker planted a bomb in a roller coaster. Batman paralyzes the Joker and faces a dilemma on whether if he should kill him or not. The Joker laughs and calls Batman a coward, he then snaps his own neck to blame Batman for his death.
Superman is called by the U.S. government to stop Batman after he returns from a mission in South America. A lethal group known as the Sons of Batman have been using deadly methods against criminals. Batman and Robin decides to train them to use non-lethal methods. During this time, Oliver Queen, formerly known as the Green Arrow, warns Bruce about Superman and the government plans. Batman eventually faces off Superman in crime alley. After a rough battle, Bruce seemingly gains the upper hand thanks to his prior preparation and Oliver's kryptonite arrow. With Superman knocked out by the effect of the kryptonite, Wayne lays down a final monologue on Superman regarding how he is "the one man who beat him". After that, he tricks Superman into believing he suffered a heart attack in order to be able to escape the government. Clark goes to Bruce's funeral where he hears a heart beat inside the coffin, and winks at Carrie. He then realizes that Wayne faked his own death. After this event, Wayne begins a new life with his "army": Robin and Green Arrow.
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I actually own an original copy of this comic from 1986. Batman put the beats on Superman. Whenever kryptonite is involved Superman pretty much becomes helpless.
 

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Ok so he has kryptonite why not just fly to space and zap his ass and the fight is done ?


Superman is faster than light so explain to me why he can't just run and shoot the laser?
 

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People that think Batman can take on Superman are stupid

If Superman takes the fight SERIOUSLY, isn't a victim of Plot Induced Stupidity, and wants to kill, Batman is dead before he knows it

Superman can fly faster than light meaning before Batman can react, Superman can speed blitz him and literally cut him in half

He could lobotomize him from space or miles away considering he has high control over his laser vision and since it's many times hotter than the sun


:mjlol:only way Batman would even slow down Superman is with years of prep time


:russ:at people thinking Clark is stupid.

Want to see how a REAL Batman vs Superman fight would go? Even then Superman only stops because he realizes Batman isn't a bad guy

 

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Batman could mine and harvest millions of miles of kryptonite and make a Kryptonite suit

"Well I'll just knock his ass out before he can make it" Batman could build it all in a billion dollar underground sound and X-ray proof nuclear silo
 
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