Can this be the one thing we ALL can agree on...parking enforcement are all some worthless snitches

PortCityProphet

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Stankin muthafukkas:pacspit:
Don't help anybody :pacspit:
Sneak round when you aint round and leave you a ticket for something you've technically already paid for (if you pay taxes street parking already paid for:usure:)
Them sucka ass hoes will tow you have you coming back like :dwillhuh: I know I parked here.
And don't get me started on boots
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Every single person in every single city who works for parking enforcement can take a one way ticket to the darkest most stankinest parts of hell :pacspit:
 

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Imagine needing a parking space but everyone is using the sidewalk as their personal storage space.

Pay the fare.

I think you're overlooking the fact that the modern person in 2022 ain't shyt.
 

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I dislike them. Really dislike them.
But I also admit, if I worked as one, I’d be the biggest a$$hole
 

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I love when people ask if parking enforcement folks have anything else to. No, they literally don't lol. Writing tickets is their duty for 8 hours. This is why I'll park in a garage before parking on the street unless it's free without time limits
 

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Boy I swear everytime I seen one in public with all them tickets sticking out their pocket it took every fiber of my being to stop me from snatching them shyts and dashing off
 

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One day I had to go to the apple store in brickell. I didn’t really know where to park so I parked in the lot of the Burger King over there. I ran in the apple store and picked up what I went for and came out maybe like 7-10mins later. I come out and see dude writing a ticket and actively putting a boot on my car. At this point I was tired of Miami parking situations. I trying to stay calm I was like fukk it I’ll take the L. Then the dude starts talking to me.

Talking about “you can just call the number and pay I’ll take it off”:sas2:

I hit him with a direct lightning bolt and said “GET THE fukk AWAY FROM ME!”
:pacspit::birdman:
He was like :whoa: “woah actually just go in the Burger King and get something and technically I would be in the wrong and ill take it off”
 
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