you can earn a lot of respect by knowing how to communicate negative information in a constructive way
apart from comedic approaches
(corny shyt like pretending i couldn't speak or claiming to be with the circus
i don't think i've ever lied to a woman to get her to notice me
i mean, the most artificial thing i do is to setup a good environment
like clean sheets or snacks, when it was a struggle for me to have stuff like that ready but pretending like it was easy or normal
i still
at the memory of me running a regular hoover vacuum cleaner through my car using extension cords from my apartment 
that might be lying.. or just putting your best foot forward
apart from comedic approaches
(corny shyt like pretending i couldn't speak or claiming to be with the circus
i don't think i've ever lied to a woman to get her to notice me
i mean, the most artificial thing i do is to setup a good environment

like clean sheets or snacks, when it was a struggle for me to have stuff like that ready but pretending like it was easy or normal
i still
at the memory of me running a regular hoover vacuum cleaner through my car using extension cords from my apartment 
that might be lying.. or just putting your best foot forward

