can we talk for a second about how evolution is a complete crock of shyt?

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how can there be a bunch of similar things and then they just happen to become other shyt? the white man would have you believe that there was like a bigass pool of orgasms and then they all just magically transformed into other creatures because they branched out into other territories? lol, and they teach this shyt in schools. how the fukk can a single-celled being become a venus flytrap? where did polar bears come from? there is not that much space on the earth for a fukking flagella to go on a journey and then become a cape buffalo. this is why we need to be wary of what we are allowing to be put in our children's heads. discuss.
 

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how can there be a bunch of similar things and then they just happen to become other shyt? the white man would have you believe that there was like a bigass pool of orgasms and then they all just magically transformed into other creatures because they branched out into other territories? lol, and they teach this shyt in schools. how the fukk can a single-celled being become a venus flytrap? where did polar bears come from? there is not that much space on the earth for a fukking flagella to go on a journey and then become a cape buffalo. this is why we need to be wary of what we are allowing to be put in our children's heads. discuss.
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We know you meant organisms but this is still a funny slip. Most of the evolution that is easy to believe in depends on climate. If you are a furry creature in the hot area you want less fur or no fur. If you are all bare skin in the snow you want to grow some fur.:jbhmm:
 

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The original :mjpls:

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how can there be a bunch of similar things and then they just happen to become other shyt

They didn’t change overnight breh...we’re talking about a very long period where natural selection does it’s thing. Ever seen someone born with a deformity? Now imagine that deformity actually helps them survive their environment better or makes them more desirable to women. They will outlive their competitors and make babies with a high probability of being born with the same deformity...then they grow up and breed...and so on and so on. All of the sudden, this deformity is the norm.
 

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how can there be a bunch of similar things and then they just happen to become other shyt? the white man would have you believe that there was like a bigass pool of orgasms and then they all just magically transformed into other creatures because they branched out into other territories? lol, and they teach this shyt in schools. how the fukk can a single-celled being become a venus flytrap? where did polar bears come from? there is not that much space on the earth for a fukking flagella to go on a journey and then become a cape buffalo. this is why we need to be wary of what we are allowing to be put in our children's heads. discuss.
You just have a poor understanding of evolution. Also you seem scared to appear dumb in front of children and others so you just want to give an easy answer that God did it.
 

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They didn’t change overnight breh...we’re talking about a very long period where natural selection does it’s thing. Ever seen someone born with a deformity? Now imagine that deformity actually helps them survive their environment better or makes them more desirable to women. They will outlive their competitors and make babies with a high probability of being born with the same deformity...then they grow up and breed...and so on and so on. All of the sudden, this deformity is the norm.
that won't change them into a whole new species if everything is the same starting out.
 
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They didn’t change overnight breh...we’re talking about a very long period where natural selection does it’s thing. Ever seen someone born with a deformity? Now imagine that deformity actually helps them survive their environment better or makes them more desirable to women. They will outlive their competitors and make babies with a high probability of being born with the same deformity...then they grow up and breed...and so on and so on. All of the sudden, this deformity is the norm.
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