Dame Dash's Motor Oil
Not From Harlem
Those clowns fired me for having a 26-13 (1-2 bowl) record in first three years to hire a bum who got them a 28-11 record (1-2 bowl)
ZERO wins over Ohio State
ZERO playoff appearances
ZERO conference titles
ZERO relevance
ZERO dollars left after paying Fraudbaugh 7 MILLION A YEAR for TWO extra wins in THREE YEARS
Brady Hoke salary was 300 000 a year
SENTENCED to mediocrity
ZERO wins over Ohio State
ZERO playoff appearances
ZERO conference titles
ZERO relevance
ZERO dollars left after paying Fraudbaugh 7 MILLION A YEAR for TWO extra wins in THREE YEARS
Brady Hoke salary was 300 000 a year
SENTENCED to mediocrity
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