cant get fart out of my computer chair

[boogers]

so im gonna try to keep this brief

i was experimenting with some chimichangas the other day. had the FryDaddy out and everything.

they were DELICIOUS

but for the next day or two, i had nuclear Chernobyl level gas. it was bad enough the cat hopped off my lap and left

i have a nice leather desk chair. its nice enough that i put a blanket over it to keep the cats off it when not in use. i love this chair man

you already know what happened. the gas is in the cushions. every time i sit down i can smell it. im considering throwing out the chair

is there a way to refreshen this thing? or do farts stay in leather forever? i tried doing a CPR kind of motion on the cushion, but that just released more and more gas to the point i had to walk out. i dont know what to do... this chair was expensive

should i just buy a new one?? is there a cleaning product that might help? i got some Ozium but it aint doing much

help me out please

 

[Mike Nasty]

Give it time. It can't last forever or every car would be a giant fart box.

 

[pickles]

You saying the chair is leather?
Here you go.

How to Get Bad Smells Out of Leather Upholstery

 

[ScoopNScore]

i tried doing a CPR kind of motion on the cushion, but that just released more and more gas to the point i had to walk out.

@cushion compressions

 

[Dameon Farrow]

This shyt is hilarious. Man gave the chair Eternal Funk™

 

[Hersh]

febreeze when ur about to sit

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Set it on fire in your bathtub.

 

[Trips]

This man shyt himself and trying to pass it off like he just farted.

 

[boogers]

This man shyt himself and trying to pass it off like he just farted.

it wasnt me.. it was those nasty ass frozen chimichangas



do not buy these. do not thaw them and put them in the deep fryer for 3 minutes. dont cover them with cheese and salsa and eat them. and definitely dont sit on any leather for a couple days afterwards

 

[Tair]

You should've left that homeless mentality in the streets.

 

[duckbutta]

Keep it all the way funky breh, pun intended, one of them farts had a little shyt in it and now you trying to figure out how to get it out the chair

 

[Buckeye Fever]

so im gonna try to keep this brief

i was experimenting with some chimichangas the other day. had the FryDaddy out and everything.

they were DELICIOUS

but for the next day or two, i had nuclear Chernobyl level gas. it was bad enough the cat hopped off my lap and left

i have a nice leather desk chair. its nice enough that i put a blanket over it to keep the cats off it when not in use. i love this chair man

you already know what happened. the gas is in the cushions. every time i sit down i can smell it. im considering throwing out the chair

is there a way to refreshen this thing? or do farts stay in leather forever? i tried doing a CPR kind of motion on the cushion, but that just released more and more gas to the point i had to walk out. i dont know what to do... this chair was expensive

should i just buy a new one?? is there a cleaning product that might help? i got some Ozium but it aint doing much

help me out please

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Shart in your work chair and let it fester, brehs

 

[I love Latina women]

Buy a new chair and just let the funk be with the old one

 

[boogers]

Keep it all the way funky breh, pun intended, one of them farts had a little shyt in it and now you trying to figure out how to get it out the chair

im an honest man. if i shyt myself, i'd say so

if that happened.. it would be an obvious explanation. shyt kinda scared me.. might need to get checked for colon cancer or something

i think i am done with frozen food from now on