Cape for a woman you don't know over parking brehs

[Ms. Quick]

This incoming snow storm in Philly got people scrambling for the stores.

So I pulled into the parking lot to grab some last minute items from the grocery store. I see someone backing out to leave so I put on my blinker and wait. Just as that car was pulling out some dude in an SUV was rounding the corner. Tell me why this nikka stopped and backed his ass up in that spot with uncanny precision.

I honk I him and hes all like
He tosses up his hands and that was that. But some other nikka who was sitting in his car honks and lets me know I can have his. Cool, problem solved, thank you my brother, let me go about my business.

Or so I thought. When I walked to the entrance the dude who let me have his spot was aruging with the dude who so coldly took mine. I mean the dude got out his car, WITH HIS CHICK IN THE PASSENGER SEAT and was ready to sqaure off with this random ass nikka.

Tell me y'all dudes ain't that fukking lame. I have never seen such simping in my damn life. I walked right past them and went in and got my milk and bread.

 

[YamakaSmacker]

Im failing to see the simp aspect

But always avaoid confrontations with short men in parking lots. They have everything to prove and you WILL have to tap that chin


Edit:just realized you are a woman. Makes sense why he maintained eye contact after he whored you like that

 

[Dad]

i'm lost - 2 dudes were about to fight, right?

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Simp for a chick who then makes a thread clowning u on the coli brehs

Be ungrateful brehettes

Didn't even stay to see if they started fighting

 

[IllustratorMike]

This stuff happens more than not on a daily basis. As long as those involved ain't suckin up ya space, keep it movin.
Some people get locked up or even worse, killed over the most stupid stuff.
Just ain't worth it.

Edit: Ah, shyt...Just realized you ain't a man.

 

[Ms. Quick]

Simp for a chick who then makes a thread clowning u on the coli brehs

Be ungrateful brehettes

Didn't even stay to see if they started fighting

I was grateful for the parking space, everything else was unnecessary.

 

[taco jay]

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Wow so dude was taking up for you and u made a thread to diss him



Was the driver of the SUV white?

Was the one taking up for u Black?

 

[...o3]

...the least you could have done, was notice the confrontation, walk over to the brotha who waved you into the spot he just left--told him "thank you for what you did, and don't waste your time on the lame who took the initial parking spot".

calling homie a "nikka" and laughing at him afterwards, makes you sound like an ungrateful twat.

 

[Vinny Lupton]

I hate these fuccing story posts
It's never as interesting as the op thinks it is
Fred

 

[Ms. Quick]

Wow so dude was taking up for you and u made a thread to diss him



Was the driver of the SUV white?

Was the one taking up for u Black?

nikka I wasn't being attacked, it was just a parking space. You gonna get out your car to argue with some random dude too?

They were both black btw

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

nikka I wasn't being attacked, it was just a parking space. You gonna get out your car to argue with some random dude too?

They were both black btw

Not for yo ass

 

[Kairi Irving]

OP bout to make a lot of dudes go the sex doll route for real with this

 

[Ronnie Macho]

Ungrateful...

 

[CarbonBraddock]

terrible threadi mean, this shyt didn't offer anything to anyone.