Was over at my homies house with my GF at the time (almost 2 years back)
He got a cat named LeBron James
We go out the sliding screen door and sit on the balcony
What I saw next makes me question if we live in the matrix
This nikka seen us sitting outside, walked up to the screen door, stretched his claws in the screen, FLEXED his arms to the correct side and opened the door wide enough for him to slip out
This shyt happened within 5 seconds, me n my girl sitting there like
nikka sat his fat ass down near the balcony rails like nothing happened
NEVER seen him do the shyt again
My homies other cat knows how to open lever doorknobs

if you don't lock your shyt it's gonna swing your door wide open whenever she wants, if you LOCK the door, you wake up in the middle of the night cuz it sounds like a serial killer is shaking your doorknob
