Caused complete chaos at a festival brehs and got banned from every chinese restaurant in my city

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We have this festival in my city and i went to it. There are all kinds of vendors that will set up and you can buy food from them and shyt. Well I was in line with one of my hoes and in front of us were these 2 hillbilly redneck mufukkas and they were arguing about something. All of a sudden they turned around and asked me if they could ask me a question. One of them had a confederate flag on his shirt and asked if that offended black people.

I told him 'i think you must have me confused with yo mama.' They looked shocked as fukk at the uncouth content that I had brought unto them, but before he could react, i just came with the front. Gave him a left cross with about 28 percent power, and that is my off hand also. Him and his friend both flew back into the vendor box thingie and knocked all the oil and funnel cake mix all over the place. Had it looking like a winter wonderland in that bytch. Behind me, a racial conflict broke out between a group of asian exchange students and some german mufukkas. And during this confusion, I was able to reach in and steal all the plastic forks and paper plates and got about 80 percent of them napkins also.

Now the reason I made this thread is not to come off as some sort of superman, which i am one, but to tell all ya'll on the fence about starting up training a fighting art, you might want to reconsider boxing because it will transform you into a goddamn beast and lesser men will try to test you. They will fail of course as boxing is the best art on this planet and always will be. I have only been training for about 7 months now and can already whoop the shyt out of most men on earth. Discuss.

Edit: Oh, and this morning, i got a flier on my front door that was a chinese restaurant menu and there was writing over it and it had a list of like 9 asian places and said that i will be denied service if i go there. jokes on them bc my aunt is from the Philippines and so i will continue to eat well.
 

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And during this confusion, I was able to reach in and steal all the plastic forks and paper plates and got about 80 percent of them napkins also.

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Now the reason I made this thread is not to come off as some sort of superman, which i am one, but to tell all ya'll on the fence about starting up training a fighting art, you might want to reconsider boxing because it will transform you into a goddamn beast and lesser men will try to test you. They will fail of course as boxing is the best art on this planet and always will be. I have only been training for about 7 months now and can already whoop the shyt out of most men on earth. Discuss.

@Mowgli :patrice:


I agree with op that's why I've kick-boxing fir 4 years now. Every black man should learn how to fight. Not saying to be like Bruce Lee but learn how to defend yourself.
 

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@Mowgli :patrice:


I agree with op that's why I've kick-boxing fir 4 years now. Every black man should learn how to fight. Not saying to be like Bruce Lee but learn how to defend yourself.
Do what works for you. I'm a grappler. Boxing is a legit art but the op is not training at any boxing gym
 

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Do what works for you. I'm a grappler. Boxing is a legit art but the op is not training at any boxing gym

and yall can already see how jealousy will ruin the minds of these fukkboys. this dude follows me in every thread that i make trying to talk shyt about boxing when he knows i will whoop his black ass and then take his woman.
 

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and yall can already see how jealousy will ruin the minds of these fukkboys. this dude follows me in every thread that i make trying to talk shyt about boxing when he knows i will whoop his black ass and then take his woman.
People call me to your threads because you can't exist without me. If you were actually training your gimmick would be a lot better.

For the sake of art you should do that. It will add more depth to your character.
 

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Ain't even read it yet, I just know this is gonna be good.






Edit: :scust: Man fukk this wack ass story, waste of my fukking time
 
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oh and @Mowgli, if you are just a grappler, then you will be lost in any real fight because you don't get to just start in you gay-ass kama-sutra mma positions on the ground. you have no stand up and you are weak. no real fighter would respect you.
 

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oh and @Mowgli, if you are just a grappler, then you will be lost in any real fight because you don't get to just start in you gay-ass kama-sutra mma positions on the ground. you have no stand up and you are weak. no real fighter would respect you.
I'm not just a grappler. I've just been grappling alot more then I've been striking.

I'm just gonna let your threads flop now since you wanna be rude though. :ld:
 

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I'm not just a grappler. I've just been grappling alot more then I've been striking.

I'm just gonna let your threads flop now since you wanna be rude though. :ld:

you been here like 4 years and i have more than half of your platinum thread numbers. who's threads flop more?
 
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