We have this festival in my city and i went to it. There are all kinds of vendors that will set up and you can buy food from them and shyt. Well I was in line with one of my hoes and in front of us were these 2 hillbilly redneck mufukkas and they were arguing about something. All of a sudden they turned around and asked me if they could ask me a question. One of them had a confederate flag on his shirt and asked if that offended black people.
I told him 'i think you must have me confused with yo mama.' They looked shocked as fukk at the uncouth content that I had brought unto them, but before he could react, i just came with the front. Gave him a left cross with about 28 percent power, and that is my off hand also. Him and his friend both flew back into the vendor box thingie and knocked all the oil and funnel cake mix all over the place. Had it looking like a winter wonderland in that bytch. Behind me, a racial conflict broke out between a group of asian exchange students and some german mufukkas. And during this confusion, I was able to reach in and steal all the plastic forks and paper plates and got about 80 percent of them napkins also.
Now the reason I made this thread is not to come off as some sort of superman, which i am one, but to tell all ya'll on the fence about starting up training a fighting art, you might want to reconsider boxing because it will transform you into a goddamn beast and lesser men will try to test you. They will fail of course as boxing is the best art on this planet and always will be. I have only been training for about 7 months now and can already whoop the shyt out of most men on earth. Discuss.
Edit: Oh, and this morning, i got a flier on my front door that was a chinese restaurant menu and there was writing over it and it had a list of like 9 asian places and said that i will be denied service if i go there. jokes on them bc my aunt is from the Philippines and so i will continue to eat well.
