Cell phones should be banned from all bathrooms

[PS5 Pro]

Why this nikka try to record me under the stall, like some pervert was tryna watch me get toilet head

And while that would be a reason, that's not why we're here today. The purpose of this thread is for self reflection. What's the longest amount of time you spent on the toilet just shytting and surfing? I only watch YouTube in the bathroom or in a car.

I think the longest I've spent was... man I don't even wanna say. 3+hrs at least, I didn't actually time it

 

[Rekkapryde]

Court......you hell

so you didn't try to beat the shyt outta who was recording you

 

[chemicalsword]

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Why didnt you just say...yeah it's big so he could be on his way?

 

[PS5 Pro]

Court......you hell

so you didn't try to beat the shyt outta who was recording you

I made that up

But let's say that did happen? Do I stop my YouTube video to confront another guy? What if you already took a dump but wasn't finished/whatever. Do you wipe your ass first or do you run out to fight a nikka with shytty draws on. What if that nikka was Dababy and his body guard comes out the stall and they beat you out your shytty draws?

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None of that would have happened if they banned cellphones in bathrooms tho

I just spend too much time in the bathroom due to my phone, what do you think is your longest due to that reasoning assuming it applies to you too

 

[GreenGrass]

you telling us that you don't play the xbox when in the washroom?

 

[FappleMeOff]

If you spend more than 15 mins on the toilet shytting and surfing, it’s time to re-evaluate your life

 

[Spliff]

 

[PS5 Pro]

you telling us that you don't play the xbox when in the washroom?

I got the streaming app on my phone but I don't carry a controller around

If you spend more than 15 mins on the toilet shytting and surfing, it’s time to re-evaluate your life

If you spend more then 15 min going by the name FappleMeOff you could probably use some life re-evaluation. Im certain real men thru out history have taken good long shyts like uh..Al Bundy nikka

 

[GreenGrass]

I got the streaming app on my phone but I don't carry a controller around

you let me down, i thought you were an xbox stan.

 

[The_Dread_Dormammu]

Did you flush your member during that 3 hour span?