CEO and HR Manager Caught on Jumbotron Having Affair at Coldplay Concert

[Oatmeal]

the real lesson here is to avoid coldplay concerts; better for your wallet, better for your marriage.

Nobody said it was easy

 

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[247Alex]

What’s the likelyhood you take your side to a concert and end up on the Jumbotron and outed

 

[King Poetic]

This shyt just continues the vicious cycle


Can’t keep it in his pants, then the wife gets to cash out, and the next chicks who are lined up are basically there for a good time and their own opportunity to cash out if he dogs them out as well.

I guess it is what it is

I call it

The Jeff Besos Effect

 

[Yinny]

I appreciate this CEO's commitment to a healthy work-relationship-hoeing balance

Also his efficiency, he bypassed the whole 'reporting to HR' bit with romance in the workplace by fukking the HR so she knows already

 

[Killer Instinct]

Looked possibly platonic. Men & women can be friends. Hopefully his wife is secure and ignores the outside noise.

 

[At30wecashout]

Ok so its great that they got caught, but this is one of the unlikeliest ways to have it happen

Heart straight fell out of their asses when they saw their image on the tron.

 

[BunchePark]

she need a trip to the salon and a fresh dye pack

looking like skeletor


coochie hair been grey for a decade but you still out here getting ya swerv on

 

[TripleAgent]

 

[beenz]

he's the CEO of the company. if he's not fired, his wife is gonna rake him over the coals in the divorce

 

[Pazzy]

My band Coldplay bringing people together.

 

[levitate]

HR lady too. Just trifling.

Look at the lady co-worker next to them giggling, enabling the shyt.

 

[Dilltastic VolWon(derful)]

Looked possibly platonic. Men & women can be friends. Hopefully his wife is secure and ignores the outside noise.

He’s a rich white tech bro

The tf you defending him for?

 

[Oatmeal]

And he a CEO?!?!......His wife gonna try to bail out Luigi for one last job

 

[thaKEAF]