Cereal horror stories as a kid

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Times you were disappointed, when your family came back with bootleg cereals, when you had to eat a whole bowl of some trash, as a kid, etc

As a kid, I saw a commercial for a BRAND new cereal, and damn I wanted this shyt....begged my mom for weeks for it, and it was never on sale, premium shyt.










This:

it was OREOS...BUT CEREAL...shyt was like made FOR me


Finally mom broke down and got it and man I was so hyped for breakfast the next day

Poured a BIG ASS BOWL like Craig on Friday


Brehs

I knew RIGHT AWAY first bite.

This shyt WAS TRASH. I was crushed. How is OREOS AND MILK BAD. It was disgusting.


My dad getting ready for work looked at me and asked "what's wrong? ....you don't like it " he KNEW it was gonna be bad somehow.


I powered thru and ate that wackass bowl of cereal.


The next day I poured some captain crunch. Pops was like " put that back...you better eat EVERY BITE of that Oreos cereal before you touch anything else for breakfast"




fukk oreo Os cereal.

 

[SunnyD]

It’s not a horror story per se but as a kid I hated Cornflakes. I thought ( being a dumb ass kid) they were for poor people. My mom ate them a lot and with a banana. To this day I can’t .. I won’t look at a box

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

When you don't have any milk

 

[MichaelYoungHistory]

KIX

Them shyts stayed on top of the fridge untouched through the best of times and the worst of times

 

[SunnyD]

KIX

Them shyts stayed on top of the fridge untouched through the best of times and the worst of times

Hey no Kix slander. The Kix of the 90’s were great especially the Berry Kix .. today gross.

 

[At30wecashout]

When you don't have any milk

And I poured it in a bowl that had droplets of water from just washing it. Now I'm in a pickle.

Hey no Kix slander. The Kix of the 90’s were great especially the Berry Kix .. today gross.

Moms was on the WIC for a spell...KIX were incredible when she got them. The texture made it one of the goat cereals to munch on.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

KIX

Them shyts stayed on top of the fridge untouched through the best of times and the worst of times

Kix and Honeycomb somehow take residence in the cabinet if you buy them…they never ever get finished…

 

[get these nets]

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@Ed MOTHEREFFING G

So forget Oreos, eat Milky Cereal

 

[ndthentherewasx]

Not horror stories, but let down with certain cereals

Count chocula
Reeses cereal

Homey bunches of oats
Frosted mini wheats

and the aforementioned oreo os

 

[Oatmeal]

I remember when these dropped, I asked my parents and they got it for me, opened that box and it was just pure sugar donut scent. I was pumped then poured myself a bowl and got ready to watch the X-Men give Magneto the beatdown of his life....that cereal was straight SUGAR, I spit that shyt out immediately and felt lightweight dizzy. That mess had to have had 800 grams of sugar per serving. I didn't even tell my parents and had to toss the whole box out, shyt was too sweet for a KID!!

 

[Geek Nasty]

It’s not a horror story per se but as a kid I hated Cornflakes. I thought ( being a dumb ass kid) they were for poor people. My mom ate them a lot and with a banana. To this day I can’t .. I won’t look at a box

Frosted flakes like Cornflakes went #6certs

 

[shopthatwrecks]

the commerical alone i had aspirations of being a chicken pig moose ...this wasnt shyt but cornflake rice krispie wheaties...

 

[Techniec]

Times you were disappointed, when your family came back with bootleg cereals, when you had to eat a whole bowl of some trash, as a kid, etc

As a kid, I saw a commercial for a BRAND new cereal, and damn I wanted this shyt....begged my mom for weeks for it, and it was never on sale, premium shyt.









This:

it was OREOS...BUT CEREAL...shyt was like made FOR me


Finally mom broke down and got it and man I was so hyped for breakfast the next day

Poured a BIG ASS BOWL like Craig on Friday


Brehs

I knew RIGHT AWAY first bite.

This shyt WAS TRASH. I was crushed. How is OREOS AND MILK BAD. It was disgusting.


My dad getting ready for work looked at me and asked "what's wrong? ....you don't like it " he KNEW it was gonna be bad somehow.


I powered thru and ate that wackass bowl of cereal.


The next day I poured some captain crunch. Pops was like "put that back...you better eat EVERY BITE of that Oreos cereal before you touch anything else for breakfast"




fukk oreo Os cereal.

Bruh my 4 year old daughter loves that shyt, I'm literally starring at a box above my fridge now laughing at your post, it ain't that bad man , I clean up the bowls sometimes, it ain't that bad

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

Not horror stories, but let down with certain cereals

Count chocula
Reeses cereal

Homey bunches of oats
Frosted mini wheats

and the aforementioned oreo os

They really tried to promote Frosted mini wheats on kids like it isn't fukkin...FROSTED MINI WHEATS.

Worse my grandma in Gary used to have STRAIGHT UP shredded wheat cereal...now THAT WAS A HORROR

 

[shopthatwrecks]

Kix and Honeycomb somehow take residence in the cabinet if you buy them…they never ever get finished…

honeycomb tasted like a sweet ass sponge...i hated them bytches