Charmin toilet paper is way too soft!

[Breh Obama]

shyt is dangerous brehs. It’s soo soft that it slides too easy. Might fukk around and have some finger slippage

 

[Genos]

You don't have a bidet breh?

 

[B86]

OP done let his fingers slip in his booty

 

[The Pledge]

We still using toilet paper in 2022?

Wipes >>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[ORDER_66]

Does OP wanna wipe his ass with sandpaper???

 

[B86]

You don't have a bidet breh?

The best $25-30 object money can buy

 

[Stir Fry]

The paper breaking is more action than lots of coli members will get in their entire lives unfortunately

 

[Anton]

use your hand and a water bottle like them muslims do

 

[Breh Obama]

You don't have a bidet breh?

Have water shoot straight up into your bootyhole brehs

 

[BornStar]

You don't have a bidet breh?

Real nikkas don't wash they ass we let crust pile up


Imagine washing yo ass

Na but wet wipes is the move

 

[Breh Obama]

use your hand and a water bottle like them muslims do

That’s the Indians

 

[Genos]

Have water shoot straight up into your bootyhole brehs

Litteral shytty ass nikka. That's not even how it works

 

[Genos]

Real nikkas don't wash they ass we let crust pile up


Imagine washing yo ass

Na but wet wipes is the move

Nah breh, wet wipes are a waste of money and it doesn't work as well as a bidet

 

[old pig]

scott toilet paper.

 

[Breh Obama]

scott toilet paper.

Scott kinda rough tho. Quilted Northern and Angel soft seem to be just right