The Emperor
Paid Agent
So I been getting $20 blowjob from this chick for like 2 years now.
I've even met her mom.
She's my always available hoe.
So today she's trying to get me to come see her at the apartment that her and her mom and kids stay in.
So we texting we discuss price and action.
She says she's there by herself just her and her kids. I immediately think she's lying. So I get dressed real quick and head over never letting her know I'm on the way.
So man I get there.
Walk up to the door and the door is open.
I walk past it and look in and I see little kids playing and no adults...
I stand off to the side and text her
"You must got company"
She replies "Wya"
I head back to my car and say I'm outside.
The door opens, she walks out and this tall mf walks out behind her and she says
"Now get outta my house"
She introduces him as her uncle (that's a old hoe trick)
Dude goes for the dap and hug...
He senses I'm with the shyts and I'm about to do something and asks me if I'm from Houston because I'm wearing a Texans hoody. Tells me I got nothing to worry about because he's a houston nikka blah blah (even though they known for robbing)
So as he walks away he says "so you gonna give me the number"
Dead giveaway this ain't her uncle.
I'm about to approach the door way and I see ANOTHER nikka sitting on the couch.
That's when I'm jetting...
I'm out I tell her im bout to get a drink and will be right back and she knows im lying and is urging me to come back.
So I go down the block texting her calling her a hoe and telling her to hit me up when she done with her customers.
She says it's her uncle and cousin.
That they gone now.
Man I'm not wanting to give up on this $20 head...
So I turn back around trying to give her the benefit of the doubt.
I come back knock on the door.
Kids open door.
I come in lock door behind me.
She's in a bedroom at the back of the house not her room laying on the bed and she cuts the light off as she tells me to come back.
I ask these 3 toddlers what they getting for Christmas. As I'm standing right in front of the door I just locked.
I ask them all what they getting.
They tell me. Then I say "That dude still here" and the oldest kid (5) says "YEP!" as he raises his hand...
So that's when I GET THE fukk OUT!
I leave again but that $20 head keeps crossing my mind as I wonder if I'm being too paranoid and I'm making up the danger.
So I say "Hey you gotta suck dikk in my car"
She says cool.
And directs me where to park.
I don't park there.
I park across from her apartment in reverse.
She tells me I'm tripping and I'm crazy...
The whole time I'm looking for a nikka to appear...
She notices me looking out...
I've got my dikk out at this point...
But surprisingly she ain't sucking the dikk
DEAD GIVEAWAY!
Shortly after I see that same tall ass "uncle" walking up from the opposite direction he walked off from (like he made a circle) and he goes right to her apartment (that's hidden from view)
That's when I start to see how the plan was supposed to go...
She then says "There go my uncle back from the store"
Then she says I gotta send a text real quick.
I say naw suck the dikk first text later.
She refuses that's when I tell her to get the fukk outta my car.
Apparently plan A was to get me in the apartment...
Plan B was to rob me in my parked car...
Get your dikk sucked by drug addicts brehs...
I've even met her mom.
She's my always available hoe.
So today she's trying to get me to come see her at the apartment that her and her mom and kids stay in.
So we texting we discuss price and action.
She says she's there by herself just her and her kids. I immediately think she's lying. So I get dressed real quick and head over never letting her know I'm on the way.
So man I get there.
Walk up to the door and the door is open.
I walk past it and look in and I see little kids playing and no adults...
I stand off to the side and text her
"You must got company"
She replies "Wya"
I head back to my car and say I'm outside.
The door opens, she walks out and this tall mf walks out behind her and she says
"Now get outta my house"
She introduces him as her uncle (that's a old hoe trick)
Dude goes for the dap and hug...
He senses I'm with the shyts and I'm about to do something and asks me if I'm from Houston because I'm wearing a Texans hoody. Tells me I got nothing to worry about because he's a houston nikka blah blah (even though they known for robbing)
So as he walks away he says "so you gonna give me the number"
Dead giveaway this ain't her uncle.
I'm about to approach the door way and I see ANOTHER nikka sitting on the couch.
That's when I'm jetting...
I'm out I tell her im bout to get a drink and will be right back and she knows im lying and is urging me to come back.
So I go down the block texting her calling her a hoe and telling her to hit me up when she done with her customers.
She says it's her uncle and cousin.
That they gone now.
Man I'm not wanting to give up on this $20 head...
So I turn back around trying to give her the benefit of the doubt.
I come back knock on the door.
Kids open door.
I come in lock door behind me.
She's in a bedroom at the back of the house not her room laying on the bed and she cuts the light off as she tells me to come back.
I ask these 3 toddlers what they getting for Christmas. As I'm standing right in front of the door I just locked.
I ask them all what they getting.
They tell me. Then I say "That dude still here" and the oldest kid (5) says "YEP!" as he raises his hand...
So that's when I GET THE fukk OUT!
I leave again but that $20 head keeps crossing my mind as I wonder if I'm being too paranoid and I'm making up the danger.
So I say "Hey you gotta suck dikk in my car"
She says cool.
And directs me where to park.
I don't park there.
I park across from her apartment in reverse.
She tells me I'm tripping and I'm crazy...
The whole time I'm looking for a nikka to appear...
She notices me looking out...
I've got my dikk out at this point...
But surprisingly she ain't sucking the dikk
DEAD GIVEAWAY!
Shortly after I see that same tall ass "uncle" walking up from the opposite direction he walked off from (like he made a circle) and he goes right to her apartment (that's hidden from view)
That's when I start to see how the plan was supposed to go...
She then says "There go my uncle back from the store"
Then she says I gotta send a text real quick.
I say naw suck the dikk first text later.
She refuses that's when I tell her to get the fukk outta my car.
Apparently plan A was to get me in the apartment...
Plan B was to rob me in my parked car...
Get your dikk sucked by drug addicts brehs...
aha, caught some donald goines knowledge. coli get beneficial.
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only certain hoods breh, most Houston nikkas are stand up guys.
you been getting head for the same price for two years why discuss price. secondly why you been paying for head for two years.