CHRIS DEEZY KEEPS IT REAL: dikk Size for men = Ass Size for women

[ChrisDorner]

Disclamer: "CHRIS DEEZY KEEPS IT REAL" is a mini series by Coli Poster ChrisDorner.
In these threads ChrisDorner brings up the heavy hitting topics and addresses what needs
to be said, when noone else has the balls to say it.

1. Visual appeal: Every dude likes to look at a phat/round ass/Every girl likes to look at a long/big dikk

2. Making sex better: A larger penis feels better than a smaller one; hitting a phat booty from the back feels better than a flat skinny ass

3. Preference: Men would obviously prefer their girl to have ass than not, but thats not the deciding factor when deciding a mate. Most non-single nikkas on here aint dating a fat booty bytch. Women would prefer a nikka with a big dikk than a small one, but thats not something on their list for a husband.

4. Media: Media now makes the fat booty look normal and everything else lack in comparison. Just like when being terribly skinny was what all women strived for. in porn, same goes for the asses, and big dikks are objectified. according to brazzers, if you dont have an 11 inch anaconda you aint really fukkin that girl.

5. What ultimately matters: nikkas don't date a girl just cause she got a fat ass nor do they leave they skinnier/in shape chick for the phat booty hoe; likewise, girls dont date/go for nikkas just because they have a big dikk nor do they leave they nikka for the big dikk dude (like porn would like you to believe)

6. At the end of the day: A decent booty is good for most nikkas, and a decent (not small) size dikk works for most women


Tiny dikk nikkas and absolutely-no-ass havin hoes lost tho

 

[ChrisDorner]

The return of the 5 STAR(TM) THREAD!

 

[skeetsinternal]

but a phat ass dont mean she got good p*ssy tho. Why don't nikkas learn this fact.

 

[Broad Street Bully]

Clearly

 

[ChrisDorner]

but a phat ass dont mean she got good p*ssy tho. Why don't nikkas learn this fact.

Real shyt
And a big dikk don't mean he got good dikk

 

[Crakface]

Imagine how a little dikk nikka feels when a flat ass woman clowns his size

 

[JAY?]

I think dikk size entitles u to appropriate proportions
The bigger the dikk, the badder the bytch

 

[ChrisDorner]

I think dikk size entitles u to appropriate proportions
The bigger the dikk, the badder the bytch

Bad bytches wanna be with a good lookin in shape nikka with money. All that gonna matter more than dicc size

 

[b@squ1@t]

this is a highly accurate thread tho

 

[baracka zulu]

If you ain't got a big dikk you might as well not have a dikk at all.

Having a baby dikk is self-explanatory in terms of the level of sexually ether God inflicted on you, but a medium sized dikk ain't that much better. shyt, at least when you're hung like a light switch you & the thot whose p*ssy you bout to tickle know ain't a gay ice cube's chance in heterosexual Hell you can plz her. If you got a inbtwner that just creates a sexual mirage, where the hoe thinks satisfaction is on the horizon but it's really not.

Think of it like Subway sandwiches. Yeah, a bytch will work with a 6" if she has to, but it'll never leave her completely devastated & stumbling around in an orgasmic stupor with tears of joy & light mayo dripping down her face as she prays to God that her womb doesn't fall out on its own like a 9" or footlong would.

TL;DR version: Baby dikk ass nikkaz should stop wasting hoes time & just kill themselves already.

 

[Boogie]

This sound like something little dikk nikkas would say

 

[Cave Savage]

A 9 inch dikk to women is really 7 inches, their perception of dikk size is all fukked up due to by lying men

 

[shmoney]

If you ain't got a big dikk you might as well not have a dikk at all.

Having a baby dikk is self-explanatory in terms of the level of sexually ether God inflicted on you, but a medium sized dikk ain't that much better. shyt, at least when you're hung like a light switch you & the thot whose p*ssy you bout to tickle know ain't a gay ice cube's chance in heterosexual Hell you can plz her. If you got a inbtwner that just creates a sexual mirage, where the hoe thinks satisfaction is on the horizon but it's really not.

Think of it like Subway sandwiches. Yeah, a bytch will work with a 6" if she has to, but it'll never leave her completely devastated & stumbling around in an orgasmic stupor with tears of joy & light mayo dripping down her face as she prays to God that her womb doesn't fall out on its own like a 9" or footlong would.

TL;DR version: Baby dikk ass nikkaz should stop wasting hoes time & just kill themselves already.

dumbest post of the year goes to.

kill yourself by the way.

 

[el_oh_el]

If you ain't got a big dikk you might as well not have a dikk at all.

Having a baby dikk is self-explanatory in terms of the level of sexually ether God inflicted on you, but a medium sized dikk ain't that much better. shyt, at least when you're hung like a light switch you & the thot whose p*ssy you bout to tickle know ain't a gay ice cube's chance in heterosexual Hell you can plz her. If you got a inbtwner that just creates a sexual mirage, where the hoe thinks satisfaction is on the horizon but it's really not.

Think of it like Subway sandwiches. Yeah, a bytch will work with a 6" if she has to, but it'll never leave her completely devastated & stumbling around in an orgasmic stupor with tears of joy & light mayo dripping down her face as she prays to God that her womb doesn't fall out on its own like a 9" or footlong would.

TL;DR version: Baby dikk ass nikkaz should stop wasting hoes time & just kill themselves already.

This is dumb for the simple fact that some chicks have told me they don't really climax off penetration...

 

[TRY GOD]

Small dikk nikkas need to get in here and Explain themselves.


I know you nikkas are on the coli, Where my Neg Rep Stalkers at