Chris Deezy's Note To All White People

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On the night of the 4th of July, me and my girl and my homie and his girl went down to the beach. As the night winded down, we headed back to the car. That's when a woman approached us and asked us for a ride, because she was having trouble with her boyfriend. Since we were drunk and high and all that we were feeling generous enough to give this woman a ride. She was being very vague with where she needed us to bring her; she'd say "I'm just right down the street", every fukking street. So at that point I told her "I'm just gonna drop you right here. :camby:" and she's like "no dude cmon I'm right up the street, it's the next street" and she pointed to it so I drove there and that was it. She got out of the car and called us a$$holes for being rude about everything. I said, "you need to calm down and appreciate the fact I gave you a ride." Then she proceeded to call me a ******.

These instances are becoming so common I'm beginning to feel like every white person hates us deep down just by default.

I don't want to feel this way but can you blame me? In a perfect world color wouldn't matter but you'd be full of shyt to say it doesn't in today's society.

What do you think we can do to fix this, white people?

..Do you even care?
 

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On the night of the 4th of July, me and my girl and my homie and his girl went down to the beach. As the night winded down, we headed back to the car. That's when a woman approached us and asked us for a ride, because she was having trouble with her boyfriend. Since we were drunk and high and all that we were feeling generous enough to give this woman a ride. She was being very vague with where she needed us to bring her; she'd say "I'm just right down the street", every fukking street. So at that point I told her "I'm just gonna drop you right here. :camby:" and she's like "no dude cmon I'm right up the street, it's the next street" and she pointed to it so I drove there and that was it. She got out of the car and called us a$$holes for being rude about everything. I said, "you need to calm down and appreciate the fact I gave you a ride." Then she proceeded to call me a ******.

These instances are becoming so common I'm beginning to feel like every white person hates us deep down just by default.

I don't want to feel this way but can you blame me? In a perfect world color wouldn't matter but you'd be full of shyt to say it doesn't in today's society.

What do you think we can do to fix this, white people?

..Do you even care?



Next time I'm calling law enforcement! :ufdup:



Drunk driving is no joke!
 

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You act surprised?

I held the door for this beef jerky skinned housewife 4 months ago only to be greeted with that typical dumb white bytch face (the "really? Haha" look) and a motion to go first...I jokingly said, "women cant say chivalry is dead if ya won't take it" and she replied, "if you were American it'd be different"... the anger I internalized that day made me physically sick...im half white so I always gave the benefit of the doubt :mjcry:

Anyways.. fukk em...tell em they have a shelf life of 22 years and tell em their wrinkles are disgusting and usually its enough to have them folding like a lawn chair. ..Never underestimate the consistent self esteem issues white women face--its the only power you really have in those split seconds
 

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. She was being very vague with where she needed us to bring her; she'd say "I'm just right down the street", every fukking street.
For some reason this part has me:deadmanny:. i woulda told that bytch to gimme an address or get out.


infact i wouldn't give a random female a ride anywhere. Not letting no smoker in my car. And any bytch who asks for a ride from a random is a smoker:ufdup:
 

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all 5 of yall should have wrecked and died that night
I hope your Gucci dikkriding ass gets in a car accident and your dikk gets crushed by your engine's blades and you scream in agony as your car goes ablaze and you can't undo the seatbelt. I hope you get 3rd degree burns on every inch of your body and they save your dikkless ass so you can live in misery for the rest of your already pathetic life. Your loneliness shows through your random hostility towards strangers on the Internet. You're depressed. You're a loser. No girl wants to date a nikka who dikk rides a fat rapper. With God himself watching I sincerely hope that entire death scenario happens to you. Word for word.
 

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I hope your Gucci dikkriding ass gets in a car accident and your dikk gets crushed by your engine's blades and you scream in agony as your car goes ablaze and you can't undo the seatbelt. I hope you get 3rd degree burns on every inch of your body and they save your dikkless ass so you can live in misery for the rest of your already pathetic life. Your loneliness shows through your random hostility towards strangers on the Internet. You're depressed. You're a loser. No girl wants to date a nikka who dikk rides a fat rapper. With God himself watching I sincerely hope that entire death scenario happens to you. Word for word.
k.
 

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And then I'm going to give your mother multiple orgasms with my fat ass dikk and make her fall in love with me. Im going to make her scream my name. Im going to hit spots in her vagina she didn't know she had. Your mother is gonna squirt. Then I'm going to cum so deep inside her she's still dripping minutes later. I'm going to get her pregnant and make sure she has a son that isn't a fukking loser since your father couldn't. He obviously knew that, that's why he left
 
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