Chris Jericho beat 1004 opponents

[mcellas]

 

[RammerJammer]

Stone Cold Steve Austin
The Rock
Triple H
Kane
Shawn Michaels
Eddie Guerrero
Rey Misterio
JBL
the Big Show
Edge
the Undertaker "who I beat twice, might I add"

"The list goes on and on and on."

MVP
CM Punk

[break]

Invader I
Invader II
Villano I
(Villano) II
(Villano) III
(Villano) IV
(Villano) V
Juventud Guerrera
Apolo Dantes
Ringo Mendoza Jr.
the Great Muta
Masahiro Chono
Funaki
Fuyuki
Jado
Gedo
Yoshi Tatsu
Perro Saturn
Dean Malenko
Lex Luger
Sting
Ric Flair
Bill Goldberg
Booker T
Stevie Ray
Scott Norton
Buff Bagwell
Flash Flannigan
Flash Funk
Kevin Nash
Diesel
Oz
Scott Hall
Razor Ramon
American Starship Eagle
Mr. X (and cut off here)

 

[Mr.Black]

he never wrestled nor beat half them motherfukkers which makes its that much more funny

 

[DaylitoJames]

I wonder how many ARMBARS he's used on all dem opponents?

 

[Silkk]

fukking tragedy we never got a Undertaker vs Jericho feud

 

[Pinyapplesuckas]

MY HOLDS!!!

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

remember when chris jericho quit the internet in like 2002

 

[Riley Escobar]

SHOOTING STAR STAPLE SUPER PRESS

 

[mortuus est]

remember when chris jericho quit the internet in like 2002

lol wut?

 

[Ed MOTHEREFFING G]

SHOOTING STAR STAPLE SUPER PRESS

SUPER BLIZZARD

 

[HipHopStan]

remember when chris jericho quit the internet in like 2002

lol wut?

It was shortly after his KOTR match with RVD. Apparently that match got some flack but I remember it being alright.

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

lol wut?

i saw it on one of them dirt sheet sites when i was a kid, he said he hated the internet and would never log on again

 

[KEEPITTRILLA]

Hello Jackoffs…

All right, I’ve had it. You want a war? Now you’ve got one. I’m suffering from a bout of Insomnia, so I decided to go on the web and check out the reviews of the King Of The Ring from tonight, more specifically on the PW Torch website. After reading what all of you “Smarks” (and believe me, you are all still marks) had to say about my match and the show, I am furious.

Everybody has the right to an opinion and here’s mine. I am sick of all you holier than thou, pompous jackasses. That’s it. That’s all. Baby goes to sleep now. I had one of my best matches of the year tonight with RVD, that featured 20 minutes of tremendous action, innovative false finishes and an absolutely tremendous crowd. It was everything I could’ve asked for in a match and it was in my opinion, an off the charts performance from RVD and myself, match of the year calibre. I was so excited about the contest and I can humbly state that we stole the show. The crowd was so into it that they were burned out after we went on, quiet for the next 3-4 matches. They ate up every move from start to finish, they enjoyed the hell out of it.

But now I read the opinions of some of you. Many of you state that the match was very good or excellent. I agree. But many others are saying that the match was slow and predictable with one jackass even saying that it was one of the worst matches of my career!!! How can you honestly say that? What the hell do you people want? What is it that you are looking for? We go out there and bust our asses to entertain you (and if the Columbus fans were quiet, they sure as hell weren’t during my match, they were entertained) and your thoughts were that bad?

Well if you didn’t like my match tonight, then you are out of luck if you’re a Jericho fan, cause it was the best you’re gonna get, jerky. That was CJ at his finest. Wrestling at it’s finest. A great 4 1/2 star performance with an tremendous build, a great crowd and an awesome match. If you didn’t like it, then stop watching me and stop watching the WWE and take up bowling, cause you will never like anything we give you.

I’m the first one to admit when my performance is not up to snuff, or when something was bad and I’m the most self critical person on the WWE roster, but tonight’s performance was me at my finest. Didn’t like it? Get the F out then and good riddance to you.

For all of you that enjoyed my match I say thanks. For those that didn’t like it, I don’t care cause I’m through with you.

I am now finished with the internet and I’m finished with this sight because I hate what you marks are doing. You’ve spoiled it for me. You’re negativity is ridiculous. You all come off like a bunch of bitter know-it alls, who won’t be happy with anything we give you. Nothing is ever good enough and quite frankly I’m over it. You are the same people that are saying that Attack of the Clones is boring, analyzing every little detail, instead of allowing yourselves to be entertained.

It seems that all of you wish the wrestling business would dry up and die, because some of you dislike EVERYTHING we do. Is it always good? No, but we are killing ourselves to try and entertain you and if you don’t respect that then kiss my ass. I want the business to be around forever and I am doing my part to keep it great and I did that tonight, no matter what any of you think.

Alot of the boys pander to you on their websites, asking for your input and your thoughts and I used to be one of them. Guess what? I’m not anymore. Think what you want. I don’t care. Do what you want. I don’t care. Respond how you want too as well, because I won’t be reading. I don’t give a damn about what you think anymore…

One of the best wrestlers in the world and one of the performers in the best match of the night and match of year candidate from the KOR,

Chris Jericho

 

[BrothaZay]

would be impressive if it was real

thats like saying "sylevester stallone knocced out 6 heavyweights!!"

 

[Nintendough]

He beat all of them with his most potent move...









ARM BAR