Chris Rock Appreciation Thread (He roasted Officer Ricky)

[MartyMcFly]

yeah I do too!!

he is a damn genius..especially when it comes to being a critic of HIP HOP

I swear he sound like he was on THE COLI the way he points out shyt about these rappers....

that comedy line he got about women dancing to the most degrading rap songs......but only wearing about the damn beat cause they shaking they a$$ is on point...

I STILL tell that joke to this day and that shyt is 10 years old and women still get mad at it. Along with his joke about men lie the most but women tell the biggest lies...a man's lie is like " I was at Johnny's house" a woman's lie is like "It's your baby"

 

[b@squ1@t]

kevin hart is trash nothin wrong with pointin it out

but yea i remmber chris hostin the vma's that one year clowinin 50 "50 cent has taken more shots to the face than jenna jameson"


and then goin in on Em and fred durst and them "all the cool white guys act black guy now.." em started pointin at himself


i need this compilation tho gotta see big billy get roasted

 

[b@squ1@t]

http://gawker.com/chris-rock-interviews-white-people-at-a-monster-truck-1597798637

black santa claus

i know billys all in his feelins

we all know frauds cant take jokes

 

[Tony D'Amato]

kevin hart is trash nothin wrong with pointin it out

but yea i remmber chris hostin the vma's that one year clowinin 50 "50 cent has taken more shots to the face than jenna jameson"


and then goin in on Em and fred durst and them "all the cool white guys act black guy now.." em started pointin at himself


i need this compilation tho gotta see big billy get roasted

The coldest one was when he told JLo in her prime that she was just the Commodores, her azz was Lionel Richie

 

[b@squ1@t]

The coldest one was when he told JLo in her prime that she was just the Commodores, her azz was Lionel Richie

he said somethin else about Em like "i better quit talkin about eminem he'll put me in a song dissin me and white people will have it playin on the radio 100 times a day" or some shyt like that

 

[H.I.M.]

That shyt he said about T.I not running up on Mike Tyson was the truth. That nikka said if Mike Tyson had Tiny T.I would've said "That's all you". I was cuz that was real shyt. He would've let Mike have the bish instead of running up.

This is the type of shyt that occurs when you have lil 5'8" 145 lb twigs being the face of our sport. Couldn't imagine anybody confronting Prime Tyson or any Heavyweight champ with some fukk shyt like this.

No rap nikka is/was running up on Mike or any Heavyweight champ on some "stay away from my wife" kick

Chris Rock out'chea browsing the Coli and stealing jokes.

Yall see this @Brooklynzson and @cook

 

[Pimp]

"They been around more b ball players than white towels" this n!gga is hilarious

 

[Pimp]

http://gawker.com/chris-rock-interviews-white-people-at-a-monster-truck-1597798637

I miss the Chris Rock show. He the realist dude in the game.