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Godzilla got busy.
Breh it sounds like you think this is okay.
Says more about you if that's how you interpret what I said
Chris Rock Got these hoes mad
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Says more about you if that's how you interpret what I said
The aforementioned rape allegation.
Audio of Rock's conversation with the private eye.
Chris Rock And Anthony Pellicano’s Secret Phone Call: The Tryst, The Tissue Of DNA And All The Details
By Allison Hope Weiner
**Scroll Down To Listen To The Complete Audio - My Exclusive Tape**
Below is the entire 31-minute conversation in 2001 between Chris Rock and Anthony Pellicano discussing a woman named Monica Zsibrita.
During her testimony in court, Tarita Virtue, an ex-Pellicano employee, recalled working on a matter for Rock, a client of Mr. Pellicano’s, although she claims she never transcribed the calls. Ms. Virtue testified that while she was working for Mr. Pellicano, Chris Rock contacted the investigator to find out information on Monica Zsibrita. After a one night stand with the comedian in late 1998, she first claimed to be pregnant with his child (which proved to be false), then alleged her one-night stand with Mr. Rock had not be consensual. This conversation between Mr. Rock and Mr. Pellicano is alleged by prosecutors to have been recorded by Mr. Pellicano.
Rock married wife Malaak in November 1996 but claimed the two were separated at the time of his liaison with Zsbrita. During the call Rock admits taking Zsibrita to LA’s Ivy restaurant for dinner, taking her to Guy Oseary’s for a dinner party with Madonna, Elisabeth Shue and Shue’s baby, and to having consensual sex with Zsbrita at the Beverly Hills Hotel. At the time the below conversation took place, there was still a dispute over DNA testing, as she had kept a Kleenex in her freezer with what she claims was Rock’s semen on it.
During the call, Pellicano reads a police report with Zsbrita’s side of the story and assures Rock the police aren’t taking her seriously. No charges were every filed. As Pellicano reads, Rock can be heard interjecting with his side of the story, which contradicts hers. Highlights, in addition to Pellicano calling Rock terms like “honey,” “brother,” “buddy” and “babe” include:
8:15
CR: “I know the night we went to the Ivy she had on white pants. I only noticed cause my wife’s real classy and subdued and I’m out with a girl with big t*ts and white pants. It’s just, I know people were like, ‘heeey’.”
10:30
Pellicano excuses himself to “scream at my secretary.”
14:00
Pellicano (reading from report): “He tried to pull out and ejaculated on her thighs. She immediately got up and went to the bathroom where she cleaned up with a Kleenex. She put the Kleenex in her pocket.”
14:55
CR: I’ve been so set up...
AP: Did you come on her thighs?...
CR: I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to come. I probably came on her ass.
22:00
AP: Did you stick it in her? Without a rubber?
CR: No
24:45
AP: Now we got to go get this thing legally, which means we gotta subpoena it.
25:50
CR: It never stops
AP: It’s gonna stop. I’m going to make it stop.
27:25
AP: [On Richard Pryor] I know of him trying to kill himself at least 5 times.
29:05
AP: We’re going to get her one way or the other... Does your old lady know what’s going on?
CR: No. She thinks it’s over, put it that way. She knows of it.
30:05
CR: Rape is just fukking, buzz, you know?... Once you’re accused of rape, you’re just fukkED, you know?
AP: That’s why i want to blacken this girl up, totally. I want to make her out to be a lying, scumbag, manipulative cocksucker... Stupid bytch
CR: I’m fukked. I’m better getting caught with needles in my arm. WAY better. Needles, with pictures, there’s Chris Rock shooting heroin. Much better blow to the career.
Chris Rock And Anthony Pellicano's Secret Phone Call: The Tryst, The Tissue Of DNA And All The Details | HuffPost
Audio of Rock's conversation with the private eye.
Kenny West
Veteran
the only thing that could make the joke less funny is hearing it in chris rock's voiceSTFU!
Unless you were in attendance at the Comedy Cellar & heard Chris Rock perform his brief routine, you don't actually know what he said was "funny" or not!
the only thing that could make the joke less funny is hearing it in chris rock's voice
It's one thing if you dislike Chris Rock as a comedian, but it's another to totally dismiss & criticize a joke you've actually never heard.
Blackout
just your usual nerdy brotha
Wut this guy said
Family Lives Matter
#FLM
Avoid the allegations until you've completed your tour Chris
I've only just got tickets
Edit- actually read the op I was responding to the gif he was trying out new material more than likely as that's what people do at the comedy store. Do you dumb mother fukkers think everything that comes out his mouth is automatically hillarious without work?
I've only just got tickets
Edit- actually read the op I was responding to the gif he was trying out new material more than likely as that's what people do at the comedy store. Do you dumb mother fukkers think everything that comes out his mouth is automatically hillarious without work?
Mr. McDowell
The Brotha's Got His Own Money
Remember, Chris Rock is a person who has been (falsely) accused of rape and been a victim of an extortion attempt. His perspective on this stuff, is different from the average man who has nothing any woman could gain from being with them.
Anthony Anderson was falsely accused of rape years ago on Hustle & Flow. Imagine that same scenario happened today, he would be guilty in the eyes of everyone, even though it was total bullshyt. The celebrity game with rape/allegations isn't an apples to apples comparison with everyday people unfortunately.
Anthony Anderson was falsely accused of rape years ago on Hustle & Flow. Imagine that same scenario happened today, he would be guilty in the eyes of everyone, even though it was total bullshyt. The celebrity game with rape/allegations isn't an apples to apples comparison with everyday people unfortunately.