Christmas sex: A story of how you came up like a pornstar one night

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Every dawg has his day daaaawg (Tommy from Martin voice)

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It was freshman year of college & my broke azz couldnt afford a ticket home. Hardly anybody was left in the dorms. There was this Nigerian chick named Abedemi that was stuck for the holidays as well and she had two visitors, her little sisters who were built like her but waaay prettier in the face. Abedemi had an azz like 2 canned hams but she was kind of a butterface but her sisters were pure African stallions. Younger sis said her american name was 'sarah' and to this day i cant pronounce the name of the middle sis
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I saw them all leaving to go eat one night & I was a bit faded, being bored and broke I had been sipping on cheap chit like Mad dog all day so I started complimenting them with a fake African accent like : "My beeeuutiful queeens. God has blessed dee earth with ur presencee :russ:

They started laughing and were rolling their eyes. I went in like... Yo whats good tonight? Her youngest sis was like "You tell us.. You be our tour guide?"...

:ohhh: ....she smiled something naughty. At this point I knew it was gonna be a good night.

:shaq: I suggested pizza. At the parlor I ordered a medium, lying saying I want hungry cuz i knew i only had a few beans left on my debit card. I cant lie I was trickin off on the sausage & cheese hoping my card didnt get declined, wondering how long my car could drive on E.
:russ: it was a blessed night for the kid. Every damn joke I made went over. Thanks to the mad dog 20 20, the kid was in rare form. We got a lil something from the liquor store. Again, card approved...im like damn.. I only had $50 or less in my account, thx Gawd it didnt get declined. That woyld have fucced up the whole night. We set up drinking in her room watching scream when i leaned in on abedemi. Her sisters were all like "whooo" in the background. I turned around like :shaq: whaaat, yall want a kiss too? They smiled and was like ....well.... I kissed lil sis and reached for them big azz titties. Abedemi switched up like "oh so you like everybody huh"...in rare form, i came back like "with women so beautiful a man really cant compare you all. Look at your eyes. Look at her skin. Look at her body! You all are so amazing and unique.

:russ: it was ON

Middle sis reached for the zipper. Both her and ab went down on me while the other sis was kissing me. Being they were sisters this wasnt no conventional 4 some. One would be rubbin her pvssu like "me me" and i would oblige. I took turns on them raw dog.(i know, i know, stupid) Im talking beating the guts of lil sis then switching over to ab, wearing each one out. I came real quick on sis cuz she was the baddest
.. Took A break... Started again. I cant remember every phase cuz we all were lit. Next morning we wake up, kick it again and i isolate them to bring them to my dorm solo throughout the day and go in like a pornstar. This went on for 3 days until the sisters had to leave...:stopitslime: they were all thanking me for a great time. It was an unbelievable feeling fam.
Now the bad part. People started returning, including my lame azz roommate and i just couldnt keep the good news to myself. I told my roommate Jason & the shid spread like wildfire. I knocked on Ab's door 2 days later and she was looking upset like "You cant keep your damn mouth shut huh?" :ohhh:

I tried to play it off but i started stuttering so she knew what was up. I never came up like that since and me and Ab never talked again..she started dating some lanky white cat down the hall from me later that year and i always wondered if i was at fault for pushing her to the other side..damn i wish I was mature enough to stfu about it. I reminisce about that weekend sometimes. Damn that was the greatest weekend of my life
 
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If that story ain't ducktales then you WON and LOST but damn if the winning wasn't good while it lasted :wow:


I don't think I have any particularly memorable Christmas Sex stories, hell im trying to remember the last time I had sex on Christmas I'm usually with family that day..


Now my birthday, which is three days later is a different story:shaq:
 

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Nah it happened breh. It was a blur with the liquor honestly and sober I know damn well i wouldnt have had the courage to pull that shid off then i fuxxed it up by being a chatty patty :heh: Being young I thought id have multiple tales like that to tell when I got older but nope, only a south american chick named marisol in hs and ab in college had me feeling like a MAYNE. otherwise, shid ive BEEN striking out or having that boring azz monogamous relationship tail. I dont mean xmas sex only. You can share birthday chit as well breh

If that story ain't ducktales then you WON and LOST but damn if the winning wasn't good while it lasted :wow:


I don't think I have any particularly memorable Christmas Sex stories, hell im trying to remember the last time I had sex on Christmas I'm usually with family that day..


Now my birthday, which is three days later is a different story:shaq:
 
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