CHRISTMAS TABLES BALL

[Art Barr]

HEY JOE!!!

TABLIN SEASON IS ONCE AGAIN,....UPON US!!!

it is the annual Christmas tables ball.
where you my coli brethren....
get to get into the spirit of our national holiday.
by getting your tables, for tables month at the annual xmas tables ball.

stop in,...and make an appearance and get your holiday skid of tables!!!!
to be used anytime, you feel some sumbytch needs to be tabled all during tables month....


ART BARR = COLI WORLD CHAMPION OF THE WORLD

live if you dare, survive if I let you!!!!

 

[Art Barr]

Tabling season:

THe beginning annual yearly season.
To commemorate the inaugral ceremonious day.
Where your champion was undisputedly awarded.
The crowning championship achievement of the greatest world champion in our sport.


NATIONAL TABLES MONTH:

is a festive cheerful and violent holiday, similiar to saturnalias.
Where all who post in this thread are invited to the annual Xmas tabling ball.
Those posters or invitees get to unwrap their skids of tables in delight.
As they are welcome to engage in tabling season.
or, better known as national tabling month.
in a violent outburst of tabling might and anger.
All in honor of that very distinct day in january.
Where this community unanimously crowned!!
Your posting people's champion!!
Ridding the board of that fukktard, the baby zygote killer, hoe buddens.
The major label sellout artist underground interweb posting and pandering.
Culture thievery and fukkery built wack sucker emcee.
From being able to gain relevemce in our public community pool of violence and posting mastery.

Come join us at the Xmas tabling ball.
Order your skid of tables,....

be prepared on new year's day!!
For the beginning of national tables month.
Including the rapidly approaching national tables day!
To table the wicked all month long.
Then fill the-coli.com's server battery backup floor with broken splinters and carnage!!

SUPPORT NATIONAL TABLES MONTH :​

JANUARY 2o14​

SUPPORT NATIONAL TABLES "DAY" :​

JANUARY 17, 2o14​

art barr.one!​