Chronicles of a FUKK-N1GGA: The Life & Times of Joe Budden

Esau = Evil

Banned
Joined
May 3, 2012
Messages
1,353
Reputation
0
Daps
1,563
Reppin
Somewhere NOT snitching.
DISCLAIMER: I do not really know much about Joe Buddens Music. I've only heard 1 song my entire life, which was the one that had the fairly played video on rap city, pumps in the bumps or some shyt like that. I knew from then he was an OG Fukk-nikka, so I did what was best and stayed away from him. I've heard him sprinkled here & there, knowing it was the nikka that moaned "Uhhh" before he started to rap, and fastforwarded. Or might have heard him in Passing. So this thread, I cannot be the star or point of reference of it. I'd like someone who is more familiar with this guy to star in this thread and take it over. Make it yours. So here's what I do know.....


- Stuffed his face into Gloria "Whore" Velez' Rained out cooch, abused by the likes of Uncle Luke, Bun B, Jay-Z, Pimp C, Hype Williams & whoever else was on the Set of Big Pimpin, and Sisqo a BLATANT homosexual. Had a child with Aaron hall, a nikka that looks like he reeks of cheap cologne, has sex with underaged women, and raises up dogs. EVERYBODY in the hood knows that the "Dogman" Aint right. Then having her brag about it on camera while he stood there with a stupid look on his face.

- Begging for Porn on SOHH

- Flagging down Fabolous in a Barbershop begging for a feature

- his Mother looks like Felix the Cat

- Addicted to PCP

- Doesn't raise his children

- Forces Abortion on video whores

- Cupcakes video whores or passarounds

- Got upset with JR Smith over whatever, JR Smith then proceeds to take his bytch, use her for her talents, sensationalizes it via social media, then toss that trash out for joey the rac00n to come get his property back

- Putting peoples lives in danger talking shyt, having one of his friends get the black slapped off of him on his doorstep, now the nikka somewhere looking like this:

28albino.gif



- Putting kids lives in danger overseas, as this dominican gets the black slapped off of him for listening to FUKK-nikka music: Video: Little Boy Gets Slapped By His Father While Dancing To Joe Budden's "Pump It Up"

- Still doesn't shut his mouth, ends up talking down on Method Mans' rap skills, and Raekwon doesn't like the fact of a FUKK nikka talking down on someone he put in blood, sweat & tears to make this rap shyt a dream come true with...so he proceeds to get his eye scolded, Most likely some property of his taken, and forced to wear a leash and get online and say "Sorry", all while trying to play it down and look tuff smoking a cigarette, like it was some type of favor he was doing.















Ladies and Gentleman, FUKK-nikka EXTRODINAIRE: Joe Buddens.




(I know im missing Dozens)
 
Joined
May 2, 2012
Messages
2,042
Reputation
230
Daps
3,719
I remember one time, back in like 2003, He was posted up on my ex girl's block (Gifford and Bergen Ave in Jersey City) in a Black Hummer, Phil Collins "In The Air Tonight" on repeat for hours. Guess somebody didn't like Phil Collins cuz next thing u know Budden had a gun to his face, and the nikka pulled the trigger, but it jammed.
 

DreadHead P

lettin em hang and swang
Resting in Peace
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
5,242
Reputation
639
Daps
7,215
Reppin
Deep in the south kickin uptop game
I remember one time, back in like 2003, He was posted up on my ex girl's block (Gifford and Bergen Ave in Jersey City) in a Black Hummer, Phil Collins "In The Air Tonight" on repeat for hours. Guess somebody didn't like Phil Collins cuz next thing u know Budden had a gun to his face, and the nikka pulled the trigger, but it jammed.
i remember that, i was at the Lincoln High graduation when he threatened to jump off the balcony
 
Top