Church is a nasty place; Legendary quotables.

[Free Manolo]

This shyt legit one of the funniest interactions I’ve ever seen.

Context: breh’s wife gave a hundred dollar bill towards tithing without his consent. Breh decides to ask for his change back. Deacon’s proceed to attack him.

 

[UpAndComing]

Then when the tables turn. "Hey Deacon, I just lost my job and I am behind on rent, can you spare me some money to get me on my feet"

Deacon:

 

[Neuromancer]

Christians problems.

 

[Huda2daf]

Lame all the way around. The church should gave them they money back they down bad that bad for they tithe. This situation dusty

 

[Sterling Archer]

Dude better than me. Aint no way in the world anybody in that room would feel safe enough to even broach the subject. The deacon, the bytch, the pastor or whoever. I would have smoke for everybody. This shyt gotta be fake as fukk cause aint no way.

 

[cheek100]

$100 he’s from mississippi

 

[MidniteJay]

Breh patient as fukk I would have spazzed

Get myself a first class ticket to hell for folding that pastor

 

[Uchiha God]

nikkas pocket checking him like he made a turn into the wrong hood

 

[Denzel_Saucegton]

Idk if it’s me but my guy seems like off a 5th of that henndawg

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Idk if it’s me but my guy seems like off a 5th of that henndawg

The only way to get through a whole service let's be honest

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

How are you that drunk in church? Wtf is this?

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

I heard enough of this silly situation. Next time a deacon, pastor or priest gets out of line with folks. It's green light on em.

And this goes for churches involving cacs, brehittos, and brehsians too. Tickets to hell will be revoked upon using this loophole.

Long/short explanation: Breh should've gotten his money back.

 

[Sauce and Footwork]

“I’m not about to go back and forth with you about some money. We trying to bless you”


Naw if a fukking Deacon/ pastor said some shyt like that to me especially with that tone I’m ripping his fukking face off … imagine church talking down to you with your money in hand. They gonna see Satan in the flesh lol

 

[LuuqMaan]

Is this real? Cuz at some point the woman is laughing.

And he happens to be married to priests actual sister or just a sister in faith?

I’m confused

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

Black church is filled with “slow folks”