Clorox disinfectant wipes are the shyt!

[The Mayer]

bruh, im not kidding you! these things are GOAT!
you can clean your white-one-whites, keep them looking pearly!
you can clean your table top after you get done stuffing your face with some goat ass food!
you can clean your eyes with them so you dont have any squiggly lines floating in them anymore!
you can clean your a$$hole after dropping a mean dump so itll be sparkly for a hooker to lick it!
you can shove one down your throat and reach into your own soul and try to clean that up a bit so maybe you wont go to hell when you die!
you can clean up blood on your bathroom tiles from that time you slaughtered your wife and dragged her body into the tub!
you can open up your laptop and clean the insides for any viruses!
you can stuff it into a girls vagina before you smash and disinfect any STDs or AIDS she might have stored in that snatch!
you can can wipe the underside of a CD and create a "clean" version without all the cussing so your shytty kids can listen to it!
THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS!

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Y'all nikkas just making threads about anything. Could have took this shyt to the random thoughts, thread

 

[Akata Man Bromo]

Cacs

 

[Mr. Negative]

you can't clean up blood with these shyts! It leaves a smear under the blacklight!

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I stay with these on deck at all times. My mom is a bleach addict so I don't feel shyt is clean unless I can smell the bleach in it, from dishes to wiped counter tops.

Love these things.

 

[Malik1time]

This man is advertising the product

 

[Blackout]

This man is advertising the product

For free

 

[The Mayer]

Whenever I bang a chick Raw I always wipe my pipe with a Clorox rag afterwards, just to make sure I didn't get her pregnant. Also if you make a mistake when your writing in pencil and you don't have an eraser, just wipe the page with a Clorox wipe. It'll smear a little bit but whatever it works

 

[Seedz]

Clorox rags though

 

[James Gordon]

Can clean up even blood you say? Im sold

 

[neko_804]

Whenever I bang a chick Raw I always wipe my pipe with a Clorox rag afterwards, just to make sure I didn't get her pregnant. Also if you make a mistake when your writing in pencil and you don't have an eraser, just wipe the page with a Clorox wipe. It'll smear a little bit but whatever it works