Clumsy Women Hurting Themselves in Your Crib Unappreciation

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Met a 6 footer. I'm 5'10. Met off app. We vibing on phone. 2 weeks later we do a tour of the city, come back to my place...she ends up staying the weekend. Anyway she hits her toe on my ottoman. She says it hurts. I tell her to put some ice on it. A few days she says it was hurting so bad she had to go to the doctor and a specialist said she broke it... :dahell:

My point is I've met women that hurt themselves in my presence...I get tense when they say that, cause they play it up on some low key I can use this against you, but in a playful manner.....:lupe:

@awkwardblackgirl any thoughts.
 
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Met a 6 footer. I'm 5'10. Met off app. We vibing on phone. 2 weeks later we do a tour of the city, come back to my cozy place...she ends up staying the weekend. Anyway she hits her toe on my ottoman. She says it hurts. I tell her to put some ice on it. A few days she says it was hurting so bad she had to go to the doctor and a specialist said she broke it... :dahell:

My point is I've met women that hurt themselves in my presence
...I get tense when they say that, cause they play it up on some low key I can use this against you, but in a playful manner.....:lupe:

@awkwardblackgirl any thoughts.
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I'm awkward, not clumsy :comeon:

I will say I've had many instances where I try to be cool/graceful when I notice I'm about to walk past a fine brotha and I trip over the sidewalk/shoelaces/air :manny:
 

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Its always scary because if she gets hurt bad the emergency room doctor assumes you are a woman beater and the fall is just a cover story.
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