lucky lefty
Most Annoying Jay Z (aka GOAT) Stan of All Time
Growing up as a young, untalented, unhygienic, nonlyrical lard ass in the roach infested catacombs of Philly, all Beanie Struggle wanted was a chance 
Not to graduate from high school....he was too stupid for that
Not to be an award winning model...his mother's choice of raw dikk ruined that aesthetic pipedream
Certainly not a pimp...what bytch would lay with a fat stinky fukk boy like him?
Nope...all Beanie Struggle aka Billy Seagull aka Beanie Wack aka bytchy Hack aka the Badussy Street Bully wanted outta life was a chance to come even remotely close to besting the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd onna track
And threw blood, sweat & Sunni beards, not to mention countless lyrical lynchings @ the hands of the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd, the moment had arrived
The GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd had just spit one of 20+ potential VerseOTY candidates on the banger Do It Again off the 1999 AlbumOTY Vol 3
Beanie Struggle hislastname'd his way up to the mic sweating cheesesteak grease & fear, roach ashes, hoodrat grocery juice & Night Train residue in his beard, the fate of who gives a fukk how many Bebe's Kids & hoodrats/nikkaz riding on him, & spit the verse of his life
You know how Mac come through on the club tip
E'rybody real deep on that thug shyt
Cop Cris' spray the club on that thug shyt
Yea....yea...I'm sure it was dope, Billy
Too bad not a single fukk was given about said verse 1x everyone who sat through it with the "Wtf did I just witness" face heard the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd's verse
What, y'all thought this story had a happy ending for ole Billy Seagull?
nikka got lit up on that track by the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd worst than them shooters did the other day
Anyways, this has been a Carter News Network exclusive hip hopumentary....back to ur regularly scheduled Hov dikkriding
Not to graduate from high school....he was too stupid for that
Not to be an award winning model...his mother's choice of raw dikk ruined that aesthetic pipedream
Certainly not a pimp...what bytch would lay with a fat stinky fukk boy like him?
Nope...all Beanie Struggle aka Billy Seagull aka Beanie Wack aka bytchy Hack aka the Badussy Street Bully wanted outta life was a chance to come even remotely close to besting the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd onna track
And threw blood, sweat & Sunni beards, not to mention countless lyrical lynchings @ the hands of the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd, the moment had arrived
The GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd had just spit one of 20+ potential VerseOTY candidates on the banger Do It Again off the 1999 AlbumOTY Vol 3
Beanie Struggle hislastname'd his way up to the mic sweating cheesesteak grease & fear, roach ashes, hoodrat grocery juice & Night Train residue in his beard, the fate of who gives a fukk how many Bebe's Kids & hoodrats/nikkaz riding on him, & spit the verse of his life
You know how Mac come through on the club tip
E'rybody real deep on that thug shyt
Cop Cris' spray the club on that thug shyt
Yea....yea...I'm sure it was dope, Billy
Too bad not a single fukk was given about said verse 1x everyone who sat through it with the "Wtf did I just witness" face heard the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd's verse
What, y'all thought this story had a happy ending for ole Billy Seagull?
nikka got lit up on that track by the GOAT our Flow Lord and Lyrical Savior Hova Da Gawd worst than them shooters did the other day
Anyways, this has been a Carter News Network exclusive hip hopumentary....back to ur regularly scheduled Hov dikkriding
why is that hov gif after all the bullshyt rambling so funny???
