Co-Workers finessing chicks at Massage Envy

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As part of our benefit package, we have a corporate membership at M.E. that allows us to get a free massage per month. Skill-wise the "therapists" rank from average to subpar, the only reason there a successful franchise is cause they hire decent looking white chicks in their late 20s early 30s. So most of us used the freebie once and never went back. :yeshrug:

Now today I found out a dude in my department has not only gotten tangible favors from several therapists, outside of the studio he has met up with some in real life :jbhmm:
He explained how the tipping system works, formally and informally. When you check out at the front desk they ask you how much you want to tip. Thing is taxes and credit card fees automatically eat up half, then ME takes a quarter. So out of 20% on a $60 massage, they might actually see less than three dollars :why:

So say hes with a new therapist for the first time, halfway through the massage he interrupts to discuss tipping and grabs his bankroll out of his pocket. These white chicks be like :whoo: cause most haven't seen legit bandz in real life.

So this sets a precedent for future visits, he'll slowly increase the tips, from 20 to 30 to 40, his absolute limit is 50.

Now this dude isn't dumb enough to outright ask for favors on the 2nd visit. He'll get them to agree to a series of innocent requests :ohhh:

If her fingernails are painted he might inquire if she has the same color on her toesHe might ask what all tattoos she has and if it's not visible he'll get em to strip. Hell, sometimes asking to take selfies is what gets the job done. :obama:.

From November to April he says he has only tricked off maybe 1200 which is pretty reasonable. :ld:

Any Coli brehs out here putting the finesse game down on civilian chicks?
 
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KathleenJohnson said:
As part of our benefit package, we have a corporate membership at M.E. that allows us to get a free massage per month. Skill-wise the "therapists" rank from average to subpar, the only reason there a successful franchise is cause they hire decent looking white chicks in their late 20s early 30s. So most of us used the freebie once and never went back. :yeshrug:

Now today I found out a dude in my department has not only gotten tangible favors from several therapists, outside of the studio he has met up with some in real life :jbhmm:
He explained how the tipping system works, formally and informally. When you check out at the front desk they ask you how much you want to tip. Thing is taxes and credit card fees automatically eat up half, then ME takes a quarter. So out of 20% on a $60 massage, they might actually see less than three dollars :why:

So say hes with a new therapist for the first time, halfway through the massage he interrupts to discuss tipping and grabs his bankroll out of his pocket. These white chicks be like :whoo: cause most haven't seen legit bandz in real life.

So this sets a precedent for future visits, he'll slowly increase the tips, from 20 to 30 to 40, his absolute limit is 50.

Now this dude isn't dumb enough to outright ask for favors on the 2nd visit. He'll get them to agree to a series of innocent requests :ohhh:

If her fingernails are painted he might inquire if she has the same color on her toesHe might ask what all tattoos she has and if it's not visible he'll get em to strip. Hell, sometimes asking to take selfies is what gets the job done. :obama:.

From November to April he says he has only tricked off maybe 1200 which is pretty reasonable. :ld:

Any Coli brehs out here putting the finesse game down on civilian chicks?
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Sounds like these bytches are goofy as shyt.
 
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Absolut said:
Imagine spending 1200 bucks and seeing toes and lower back tattoos. Hire a hooker at that point of that’s your endgame
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He’s trying not to rat on his homey. What is obvious that he’s fukking (tricking) on these bytches out of their work.
 
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