Colby Lewis cant be fukking serious

[MikelArteta]

if i was a mlb player id be breaking every unwritten rule and daring these cacs to do something, id be practicing boxing in the offseason and be crazy like albert belle/carlos zambrono.

stealing home up 9-0, stealing bases in the top of the 8th up 7 runs, bunting to ruin perfect games/ no hitters

 

[Bilz]

If you want your opponents to play straight up, play them straight up. That's complete bullshyt to stack the fielders on one side and get mad at the hitter when they go the other way with it.

 

[Reign X]

if i was a mlb player id be breaking every unwritten rule and daring these cacs to do something, id be practicing boxing in the offseason and be crazy like albert belle/carlos zambrono.

stealing home up 9-0, stealing bases in the top of the 8th up 7 runs, bunting to ruin perfect games/ no hitters

Easy to say that when you aren't having a fastball thrown at your head.

 

[Rekkapryde]

baseball players are some of the biggest bytches in sports. whiny and temperamental.

thugs...

 

[Da_Eggman]

Easy to say that when you aren't having a fastball thrown at your head.

Never scared Albert Belle or Bonds

 

[Yung Yogurt]

baseball players are some of the biggest bytches in sports. whiny and temperamental.

this would hold weight but how u gonna say that with Zac Randolph in ya avi? One of the moodiest nigggas in sports

 

[andre patton]

If you want your opponents to play straight up, play them straight up. That's complete bullshyt to stack the fielders on one side and get mad at the hitter when they go the other way with it.

Thats the shyt that I find trippy. You got the nerve to play the shift, then get mad when the batter lays down a bunt? LMAO wtf he supposed to do? Just hit the ball directly towards a defensive player?

Thats like an NFL defense that stacks the box, then gets mad at the QB for throwing deep on them.

 

[duckbutta]

Don' get me started on this noodle arm baby faced fukk hat...dude is what...6 ft 5...230 pounds...can't even throw 90 mph...can't even throw high 80's...dude got a mouth shaped like a premature baby dolphin...and is always complaining about something...complaining about his spot in the rotation...complaining about his starts...this dumb shyt he did today...fukking pathetic...my cousin throws harder than this guy and he literally is not even a teenager yet...fukk i hate this dude...maybe the worst player in ranger history...how the fukk you have an ERA over 6...and you can barely make it to the 6th inning of any game you start...fukking putrid...and he always got this startled look on his face...like you turn on the light in your kitchen and he is just their about to open your refrigerator on some shyt...dude...either fukking smile or frown...don't do both at the same time...fool has the nerve to have a leg kick throwing 85 mph on a fastball...what...chapman's change up pitch is harder than your hardest pitch...why is he even on this team...how far have the rangers fallen...trotting out a guy with a + 6 ERA every five days...shyt wasn't this bad back when we were trotting Kevin Millwood out as our ace ...How the fukk did this dude even make it to the majors...just a pure idiot up and down...a barely functional functioning retard...dude consistently throws that squirt gun fastball high in the zone in probably the best hitters park in baseball...and why the fukk is he on this team so much...send this fukktart down to half an A and at least let him learn to throw the ball like a grown man...

Damn I hate this fukking guy...I have literally tossed away rangers tickets for no other reason than this twat arm clown was pitching...the nerve of this hairless baby newt looking dude to be talking about a baseball rule...:yeah ok::gtfoneegah:

 

[BigE214]

^^^^^^^^^

I gonna type up something about how I hate Lewis but this post sums it up.

 

[Rick Roller 10]

Don' get me started on this noodle arm baby faced fukk hat...dude is what...6 ft 5...230 pounds...can't even throw 90 mph...can't even throw high 80's...dude got a mouth shaped like a premature baby dolphin...and is always complaining about something...complaining about his spot in the rotation...complaining about his starts...this dumb shyt he did today...fukking pathetic...my cousin throws harder than this guy and he literally is not even a teenager yet...fukk i hate this dude...maybe the worst player in ranger history...how the fukk you have an ERA over 6...and you can barely make it to the 6th inning of any game you start...fukking putrid...and he always got this startled look on his face...like you turn on the light in your kitchen and he is just their about to open your refrigerator on some shyt...dude...either fukking smile or frown...don't do both at the same time...fool has the nerve to have a leg kick throwing 85 mph on a fastball...what...chapman's change up pitch is harder than your hardest pitch...why is he even on this team...how far have the rangers fallen...trotting out a guy with a + 6 ERA every five days...shyt wasn't this bad back when we were trotting Kevin Millwood out as our ace ...How the fukk did this dude even make it to the majors...just a pure idiot up and down...a barely functional functioning retard...dude consistently throws that squirt gun fastball high in the zone in probably the best hitters park in baseball...and why the fukk is he on this team so much...send this fukktart down to half an A and at least let him learn to throw the ball like a grown man...

Damn I hate this fukking guy...I have literally tossed away rangers tickets for no other reason than this twat arm clown was pitching...the nerve of this hairless baby newt looking dude to be talking about a baseball rule...:yeah ok::gtfoneegah:

 

[concise]

baseball players are some of the biggest bytches in sports. whiny and temperamental.

Case in point:

Easy to say that when you aren't having a fastball thrown at your head.

 

[Soundwave]

if i was a mlb player id be breaking every unwritten rule and daring these cacs to do something, id be practicing boxing in the offseason and be crazy like albert belle/carlos zambrono.

stealing home up 9-0, stealing bases in the top of the 8th up 7 runs, bunting to ruin perfect games/ no hitters

 

[holidayinn21]

this would hold weight but how u gonna say that with Zac Randolph in ya avi? One of the moodiest nigggas in sports

you thought my avi was suppose to be complimentary?

 

[Taadow]

Don' get me started on this noodle arm baby faced fukk hat...dude is what...6 ft 5...230 pounds...can't even throw 90 mph...can't even throw high 80's...dude got a mouth shaped like a premature baby dolphin...and is always complaining about something...complaining about his spot in the rotation...complaining about his starts...this dumb shyt he did today...fukking pathetic...my cousin throws harder than this guy and he literally is not even a teenager yet...fukk i hate this dude...maybe the worst player in ranger history...how the fukk you have an ERA over 6...and you can barely make it to the 6th inning of any game you start...fukking putrid...and he always got this startled look on his face...like you turn on the light in your kitchen and he is just their about to open your refrigerator on some shyt...dude...either fukking smile or frown...don't do both at the same time...fool has the nerve to have a leg kick throwing 85 mph on a fastball...what...chapman's change up pitch is harder than your hardest pitch...why is he even on this team...how far have the rangers fallen...trotting out a guy with a + 6 ERA every five days...shyt wasn't this bad back when we were trotting Kevin Millwood out as our ace ...How the fukk did this dude even make it to the majors...just a pure idiot up and down...a barely functional functioning retard...dude consistently throws that squirt gun fastball high in the zone in probably the best hitters park in baseball...and why the fukk is he on this team so much...send this fukktart down to half an A and at least let him learn to throw the ball like a grown man...

Damn I hate this fukking guy...I have literally tossed away rangers tickets for no other reason than this twat arm clown was pitching...the nerve of this hairless baby newt looking dude to be talking about a baseball rule...:yeah ok::gtfoneegah:

I'll have what he's having.